Friday, July 26, 2013

Worst... threesome... ever

I had many, many sweet times with many fantastic men during my week in Toronto.... and some which were not so great.  On my last day, I was contacted on squirt.org by an older guy, 58, whose picture showed beautiful fat cock and a very hot torso: lightly muscled, lean, lightly-furred and with a slight hint of abs.

He proposed a threesome with his live-in boyfriend, 32.   I said, "Yes, count me in!" but made the huge mistake of not finding out the particulars of the boyfriend.

A, short time later, I was greeted at the bus stop by the older of the two guys, a dude with a sexy Hungarian accent.  He was quite handsome with a beautiful, trim body and a friendly, welcoming manner.

In the nice low-rise apartment, I chatted with his boyfriend, a sweet-faced lad who was very large .... +300 pounds at least.  Yikes!   After too much small talk, I reminded them that my flight was leaving in 3.0 hours and shouldn't we get down to business?

We didn't move to the bedroom but Hungarian Dude and I just started kissing on the couch while The Large Boyfriend started sucking my cock. Hungarian Dude was a fantastic kisser;  passionate and a 'moaner' and a nice bulge was developing in his 32-waist jeans.  Nice! 

Then, the Large Boyfriend took his clothes off and kneeled on the opposite couch, spread out his cheeks with his asshole pointing hopefully in my direction.  OMFG!!   I've said before that I don't mind being with overweight, younger guys, but again OMFG!  With his generous pelt of back and ass hair, he looked like a gorilla!

His ass was the fattest, hairiest, grossest thing I'd ever seen in my life.  The view into his cavernous asshole just disgusting!

There was an awkward several minutes as The Large Boyfriend looked around at me expectantly while his boyfriend and I made out.   I told him:  "I'm sorry, I can't do anything with you. I just can't. I should have talked about what was going to go down here before I came here."

Large Boyfriend said:  "Thank you for articulating how you feel.  You're very honest.  Very few guys will do that."  He picked up his clothes, went into a back bedroom and closed the door.  I felt terrible for rejecting him from our threesome in his own home, but he seemed an intelligent, articulate young man and probably had experienced this before.

Hungarian Dude and I continued with a very passionate but short hookup on the couch, negotiating what we were willing to do as we went along.  I wanted badly to top him but he said he rarely bottomed.   He wanted to top me but I refused;  his cock was on the "too big" side and I needed longer than five minutes to get warmed up.  I finished my blowjob on him which I said was 'the best ever'..... while he did his best with a hand job on me, but I didn't cum.

Afterwards, he walked me to the bus stop and hugged me good bye.  A really classy guy!   I told him to pass my apologies again to the young man;  I just felt terrible about possibly hurting his feelings.

11 comments:

  1. You can't help what turns you off, just as you can't help what turns you on. It's not entirely your fault if the Large Boyfriend's feelings were hurt; the Hungarian should have been up front about the third party.

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  2. Buyer Beware! They always lead with the hot one!

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    1. Very funny! You always make the best observations. Live and learn!

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  3. Yeh, I've learned over the years to ask questions. Even when I was picking up tricks at the bars, I started asking as some would be tops and I had to find out how hung they were. Today if I was doing this, my questions would be how many tats and piercing! LOL! Just do not care for those who gets carried away.

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  4. Yea, these things happen. Maybe the young man will find the incentive to lose weight? Or maybe the Hungarian is a Chubby Chaser and likes him that way? Never know.

    I've had similar things happen. One boyfriend I find attractive, the other I do not. Makes for awkward moments. I try to stick to the one man hook up!

    XO FFB

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  5. Thanks, guys, for all the great comments and advice. This episodes speaks to my lack of experience.

    Next time, I will be ensure that I am attracted to both other guys at the threesome and (I hope) they are both attracted to me.

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  6. O M G Buddy Bear! That is the saddest hook-up story I have ever heard. I'm sorry for saying this, but I'm glad it was you and not me! I would have felt horrible too. Thank-you, thank-you THANK-YOU, for taking the bullet on this one. I'm going to learn from your mistake, and in the rare instance I get invited to a three-way, I'm going to ask questions first, and do the shooting later.

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  7. Sorry it didn't work out -- threesomes can be such fun! I have been with some very heavy men and had no problems but they were sweet guys whose personalities counted for a lot and I was able to enjoy the experience because I knew in advance what I was getting into (literally and figuratively). Chalk it up to experience.

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  8. Its always hard to reject someone but I am glad you stuck your ground. I been there, pity fucks don't help. Hug

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