Sean at Just a Jeep Guy originated this meme and my friend Cubby of Patently Queer completed it as well, so now it's my turn.
…be intimate with the lights on or off?
I am confident enough to be naked with another guy in broad daylight, but I very much prefer candlelight. So sexy and romantic! I usually light several candles to get that perfect glow of light reflecting off our skin.
…get a perfect night’s sleep or have amazing sex?
Amazing sex! I sleep really well all the time, especially now that our separation / divorce process is nearly over.
…have a perfect body but smallish sex organs or big sex organs but an out of shape body?
I'd take the big sex organs, but not too big. Actually, I am perfectly happy with my cock size but I wish I was a 'shower' than the 'grower' that I am. If I had the out of shape body, I'd be able to get back in shape pretty quickly... I'm pretty disciplined!
…your significant other be a terrible kisser who could always make you orgasm or an amazing kisser who could never make you orgasm?
I'd take the great orgasms and hope that I could train him to be a better kisser. I don't know if that is possible.
…spend the rest of your life without a significant other, or would you rather have a partner who is extremely difficult?
During my 21 year marriage, I lived with an extremely difficult person (my wife, of course) for about the last 16 years of it. I'd rather be alone forever; I will NEVER subject myself to living with a difficult person, ever again. Believe me, that is no way to live your life.
I rarely want to know what other people are thinking, especially of me. This is doubly true if the other person is stupid, bigoted or racist. But if I was invisible, I'd be able to watch hot guys having sex anytime I wanted. Woot! The pics below are from http://datmaleass.tumblr.com/