Sunday, October 9, 2011

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

There are three elements to this post's "drunken sailor" theme.

1.  Thankfully, our little dog has regained all of his bodily functions.  He is able to walk in sort of a straight line but staggers this way and that..... just like a drunken sailor.  Poor little guy;  he's trying so hard!

2.   When I was in Halifax, Nova Scotia, last month,  I so wanted to go to the local gay clubs and hook up with a drunken sailor.

From Gawker.com, "There's just something about one of these military men that's so appealing. They're usually young, in shape, clean, neat, and, most importantly, shipping out in a few days."  And, they look pretty darn hot in uniform... and I'm sure, even better out of it.   

Alas, my daughter was with me the whole time, so it wasn't meant to be. I shouldn't complain that my daughter wanted to spend time with her gay Dad... I'm very lucky!

3.  I first saw this video on a favourite blog, Ajax in the City.    Check it out!  What a hoot!  It is a "camp" version of the song from the 1960s, I think.   What's a poor gay guy to make of  a line like, "Hey, hey up he rises?"




19 comments:

  1. Relieved that your doggy has got at least some semblance of mobility back even though it's far from ideal. But I'll hang onto the thought that our collective good wishes had SOME positive effect. Tell him that we're still thinking of him, will you please?

    That video is, well,.....I don't know. Maybe funny on one level but with a hint of unease underneath.

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  2. Careful now, my son is in the Navy (although not in Halifax). :D

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  3. Trust me on this one - drunken sailors are no fun. It's like trying to shove a marshmallow in a piggy bank slot, mmmmmmkay?

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  4. @RJ ROTFLMAO!!!

    @Buddy, so glad your dog is recovering! Yay!
    ciel

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  5. Ooops, that was supposed to be @RG: ROTFLMAO! Sorry!
    ciel

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  6. anne marie in phillyOctober 9, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    cue the village people: "in the navy"

    YAYZ for more doggie good news!

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  7. Thanks RG for the timely advice. It's Fleet Week in San Francisco.

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  8. I always say: "what hasn't been done to a drunken sailor?" great video... love it

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  9. Thanks everyone, for commenting and all your good 'doggie' wishes!

    Raybeard: I'm sure everyone's good wishes really did help our doggie in his recovery. I'll give him a hug for you.

    Mike: Oops! That would be awkward... hooking up with a friend's son!

    Jim: I'm sure you are correct ... wish it was me doing it.

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  10. RG: I'm sure you're right, but what if both me and the drunken sailor were just a little drunk. I'm sure that would be extra fun. Wow!

    I want to be with a guy again so badly, I would not turn down even the drunkest of sailors. (not passed out, of course, I have my limits) Even if he couldn't do the nasty, I'd still have a memorable time with him.... cuddling, spooning, giving him a massage, licking him from head to toe ....

    As to the "marshmallow" condition: I find it reassuring that it even happens to a virile, young sailor. But I'm confused about the "piggy bank slot" reference. Were you referring to yourself as the "slot?" Really!?!

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  11. Do hope your dog feels better soon!

    Don't know about sailors, but I did it with an army man once - not bad at all... He had a nice pistol that cocked and fired and left us both quite happy ;-)

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  12. M@rvin: sounds very exciting...I'm jealous! Thanks for your first comment here, by the way. I've added you to my blogroll. I love your blog, and you look pretty darn sexy in your profile pic, too.

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  13. @Buddy: Yes. And it's a very disappointing experience. It's also referred to as "pushing rope". LOL

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  14. *Blush* Thanks, Buddy Bear! Big hug from me. :)

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  15. I think the pic of the sailor giving us a glimpse of his nip is incredibly erotic. It caused some major stirrings in my nether regions.

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  16. Don't forget the USMC. Those guys can be awesome. I remember my time with a Marine very fondly.
    Buddy, trust me, a LITTLE bit of booze is good. A lot, not so much. Remember, 2 beers dangerous, 4 harmless.

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  17. skier: Yes, I'd think that the Marines would be the fittest, sexiest men of all. I agree, a little bit of booze would be perfect... relaxes your inhibitions with out affecting performance.

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