"Canada is very yay gay. We’re a haven for homosexuals and shock of all shocks, our society hasn’t crumbled. If you’re a fan of the same sex, you can get gay married, serve openly gay in the military, gay adopt a child, get gay divorced, gay buy a house together and gaily skip down the street without fear of retribution.
I know there are a few other places where us queers can get all of those rights too. But when a country’s national symbol is the beaver, that’s really taking a “yay gay” stance to another level. Oh Canada indeed!"