I missed the gay fashion gene and my colleagues (all in good fun) have variously described my appearance at work as "dishevelled", "hot mess" and "sloppy." I've been known to go around at school with my shirt worn inside-out until some kind student points out my fashion faux-pas. I am trying to improve but a lack of time, money and fashion sense has prevented much improvement.
Most things I wear are hand-me-downs from my brother or are bought in thrift shops and worn straight from the laundry basket. I do own an iron but I only use it to wax my cross-country skiis.