Friday, January 24, 2014

TMI: Super Bowl


Too Much Information is a regular feature by Sean of Just a Jeep Guy.  I always enjoy answering these questions!

SUPER BOWL XLVIII
1. Do you know who's playing in this year's Super Bowl?  I haven't a clue.  It's a football game, isn't it?  ( .... just kidding)

2. Do you watch the Super Bowl for the game, uniforms, commercials or food? 
I've never watched a Super Bowl ever in my entire life;  not even for a second!   I'd have no interest in the game at all. I wouldn't have a clue what was going on.

But I'd love to see closeups of the muscular footballers in football tights with a special interest in seeing juicy asses,  great packages and an occasional visible penis line.

I've been invited, year after year, to a Super Bowl party given my dearest colleagues in my department at school.   I've always declined because of the demands of parenting when my kids were young (when my wife was never at home) and in recent years, to the exhaustion and stress of my coming-out and divorce drama.

I was also concerned that I'd be bored silly, having to watch a game which dragged on for hours.  But I now realize that the Super Bowl party was more about the socializing than the actual game itself.

I plan to attend the Super Bowl party this year.  With minimal family commitments and all my children fully independent, I am certainly available and it would fit right in with my goal of improving my social life.

3. What's your favorite food?  I like ALL party food:  wings, guacamole and the like.  But for this Super Bowl party,  I plan to bring several special home-made pizzas, my specialty, pre-assembled but baked fresh on the spot.

4. Are you entered into any Super Bowl Pools?  No.  There are only hockey pools in my Canadian workplace.

5. If you don't watch the big game, do you do something else?  I would love to have some sexytime with a hot man.


6. What sports do you watch? 
I've gone an entire lifetime without watching any professional sports at all.  I always considered it a colossal waste of time!  I much prefer actually doing athletic pursuits myself rather than watching someone else do them.

The only team sport which I cannot miss is Olympic hockey  which invariably sees the Canadian men's team in the gold medal final.  I like watching other Olympic sports too, but only those involving athletic men in spandex.  These include diving, water polo,  rowing, bob-sledding and luge.  I have no interest in the sports itself.


BONUS
Are you the Quarterback or the Receiver?
   I am working on being skilled at both.  ;-)

14 comments:

  1. Love your answers! While I know what football is, I couldn't care less about it. The party I go to will be for the same reason as you: social! Good food! Beer!

    Peace <3
    Jay

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  2. My answers would be virtually identical to yours. I could never understand the rules, no matter how hard my father tried to explain. He also dragged me to a couple of football games in my late preteen years. I sat there in the cold, bored silly, surrounded by smokers, watching something in which I hadn't the slightest interest.

    I've never watched a Super Bowl either, not even a halftime show. I don't mind looking at head shots of hot, bearded baseball players, though. And no, my motives are NOT pure!

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    1. Hey Will! I laughed out loud at your answer! I thought I was being too harsh about organized sports but your responses put me at ease. It's good to know that I'm not the only one who feels this way!

      I guess we're just too gay ... and too fabulous ... to worry about such nonsense!

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  3. I always love your comments on TMI days. I especially liked answer #2

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  4. I want to watch it to hear Renee Fleming sing the anthem.
    Super bowl parties are becoming as iconic as thanksgiving with its ritual and must-do foodstuffs. Count me out though -all those calories!

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    1. So you're not interested in the testosterone-fuelled, male bonding ritual? What a surprise!

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    2. Only if involves taking your clothes off and forget the chicken wings !

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    3. My thoughts exactly! I'd love to have my way with a bunch of drunk, naked good 'ol boys who harbour a secret desire for a little man-on-man action.
      ;-)

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