Monday, February 18, 2013

Well, I Never! (NSFW)

Jim over at Jim’s Stuff posted a meme disclosing a list of things he has never done and asked readers to respond in comments.  He also asked bloggers to post their own version of the meme.
Jim describes it:  "I’m going to list some things that I’ve never done. If a reader has done it, you need to leave a comment stating what you have done… and tell us the story if you want."
All the cool kids  (Cubby , John, Nate and anne marie) are doing it, so here I go!

I HAVE NEVER:
  1. Bungee-jumped or sky-dived.
  2. Watched NFL or CFL football (on TV or in person)
  3. Watched any baseball game on TV.  (I did see the Blue Jays with free tickets but we left after 30 minutes.  BORING!!!)
  4. Attended any Bears' event.
  5. Had a threesome with a hot heterosexual couple
  6. Had sex with a dom.
  7. Been sexually pleasured by more than one man at the same time.
  8. Had a piercing other than in one ear.
  9. Kissed a man in front of my family.
  10. Had sex when I was too drunk to know what I was doing.
  11. Had sex when the other person was too drunk to know what he was doing.
  12. Eaten anything disgusting like insects, cow's blood, monkey's brains or sheep's eyeballs.
  13. Had sex with an (adult) man who was younger than my children's age.
  14.  Held hands with a man in a crowded public place.
  15. Participated in an orgy made up entirely of sexy blogger men;   you know who you are!

24 comments:

  1. #1 Bungee-jumped or sky-dived.
    No, and never will.

    #2 Watched NFL or CFL football (on TV or in person)
    Football, in person, once. My Father was trying to make me into the football hero he had been in college and took me in the 8th grade to introduce me. I was bored to tears then and have never been able to understand the rules to this day.

    #3 Watched any baseball game on TV.
    I've gone in person which was tolerable but I do like it on TV because of the drama in the faces which the camera picks up, and some of the players are really hot. Yes, my motives are not pure!

    #4 Attended any Bears' event.
    Bears come to our sweat lodge gatherings sometimes, so yes.

    #5 Had a threesome with a hot heterosexual couple
    No.

    #6 Had sex with a dom.
    No. I've let the other guy take the lead all the way through sometimes when he was really hot, but actual domination, no. For me, sex is sharing and partnership.

    #7 Been sexually pleasured by more than one man at the same time.
    Oh yes! And pleasure is very much the word.

    #8 Had a piercing other than in one ear.
    Yes a tit ring that stayed put for 13 years. Then, on one three day weekend holiday with Fritz, my body expelled it. We watched the progress until on Monday evening there was just an incredibly thin membrane holding it in, and then it suddenly dropped off.

    #9 Kissed a man in front of my family.
    Yes, my daughters and their husbands love Fritz and are thrilled we're together.

    #10 Had sex when I was too drunk to know what I was doing. No, if I don't know what I'm doing what's the point?

    #11 Had sex when the other person was too drunk to know what he was doing.
    No. I want them knowing what they're doing, and I want them doing it in their best form to me.

    #12 Eaten anything disgusting like insects, cow's blood, monkey's brains or sheep's eyeballs.
    Does a sheep's testicle in Iceland count? Maybe not because it really wasn't disgusting.

    #13 Had sex with an (adult) man who was younger than my children's age.
    Yes, and he wanted me back for more, which he got. I have no problem with intergenerational sex as long as it's legal. In fact, I think it's healthy, as there is still too much ageism in the gay world and in life in general. And besides, sex with a hot 20-30 year old is SO good, which I believe I don't need to explain here. :-)

    #14 Held hands with a man in a crowded public place.
    Yes. It's becoming easier and safer to do that all the time -- in some parts of the country only.

    #15 Participated in an orgy made up entirely of sexy blogger men; you know who you are!
    Orgy, yes; blogger men, unfortunately, no. I have, however, had sex with several bloggers one at a time. Always extremely enjoyable as they're great guys, really wonderful men.

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  2. First off, that's a REALLY hot pic of you getting fucked! So lucky!

    Here are the ones I've done...
    2
    3
    7
    9
    14
    15 (All but one of us were bloggers, but I'm counting it. Blogger sex parties are the BEST!)

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    1. "A REALLY hot pic of you?" .... you're a funny guy! Especially since the person getting fucked is a woman!!

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  3. Since I started this and promised to play along here you go:
    (I think y'all are trying to get me drunk)
    1. Skydived once and would love to go again.
    2. Watched NFL many times on TV.
    3. Watched many baseball games live and on TV.
    4. I love bear events. Dallas hosts one called TBRU (Texas Bear Round Up)
    6. The dom didn't want to stop when I said I had had enough so I got up, got dressed and left.
    7. I've had many 3ways!
    10. Yes... damn it!
    11. Yes... it didn't end well. He sobered up a bit and started crying! Weird!
    13. I had sex with an 18 yr old when I was 50.
    14. Yes. That's no big deal to me.
    15. Orgy; yes. With bloggers; no.

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    1. Thanks, Jim, for all your great answers. Wow, you've done a lot of stuff!!

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  4. 2. Does watching the Super Bowl count if it's at a party and you want to see the commercials?
    3. Many but mostly when the Mets were in the playoffs.
    6. Had sex with a dom - many times and have been the dom many times
    7. Been sexually pleasured by more than one man at the same time.
    8. Had a piercing other than in one ear - yes, right nipple and it seemed to be a magnet for nip freaks
    9. Kissed a man in front of my family - yes
    10. Had sex when I was too drunk to know what I was doing (doing as in I should be doing this not able to perform) - 2x with a friend who had a crush on me an with an employee who had a crush on me - (

    11. Had sex when the other person was too drunk to know what he was doing - see #10
    13. Had sex with an (adult) man who was younger than my children's age - not a parent but he was 26 years younger

    14. Held hands with a man in a crowded public place - yes, don't think twice about doing it
    15. Participated in an orgy made up entirely of sexy blogger men - not yet but am looking forward to it. I have done it with a very, very well know blogger. And I have backlist of bloggers I desire.

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    1. Hi Sean, I hope that means you will make next time. LOL

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    2. Sean, what an experienced guy you are!! We really must meet one day!

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    3. I would be happy to host a blogger weekend.

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  5. hey hey hey, I have blogged my own "never haves"; post title is "never say never".

    if that is you in the fist pix...OMFG! SO HAWT!

    I've done 3 and 14.

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    1. It is NOT buddy. The guy in the pic has TWO balls. I do pay attention. LOL But he is hot.

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    2. anne marie: thanks for playing, sweetie! I enjoyed doing the "Well I never!" questions on your blog as well.

      Skier: err.... thanks for pointing out that I only have a uni-ball to the whole world! Much appreciated!!

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    3. Not to worry, skier. I was kidding... LOL

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  6. heavens all these blogger orgy fantasies! I wonder what delaware will be like after all?

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    1. Honey, I recommend that you get a male chastity device before you go.... really.

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    2. It sounds like Cubby will need a pair of iron drawers with the key thrown into Lake Ontario

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    3. LOL. You're too funny! .... but joking aside, I think you're really worried about this! Don't worry Dr. Spo, when you and I meet (not in March but it WILL happen sometime), your virtue will be safe with me. :-)

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  7. 1. Bungee-jumped or sky-dived. -Yup...would def do it again
    2. Watched NFL or CFL football (on TV or in person)- Love the game and watching it on Tv and in Person. Go 49ers!
    3. Watched any baseball game on TV. -Yes and have attended games...Can't help but support the SF Giants.
    4. Attended any Bears' event. -No
    5. Had a threesome with a hot heterosexual couple. -No
    6. Had sex with a dom. - No
    7. Been sexually pleasured by more than one man at the same time. -No, should have done this before I got into a relationship...oh well
    8. Had a piercing other than in one ear. -No piercing at all...but a tatoo, yes
    9. Kissed a man in front of my family. -No, I'm still uncomfortable about it...maybe one day.
    10. Had sex when I was too drunk to know what I was doing. -Not yet.
    11. Had sex when the other person was too drunk to know what he was doing. - Not yet
    12. Eaten anything disgusting like insects, cow's blood, monkey's brains or sheep's eyeballs. -Yes, I cow's blood, insects, pig/cow's brain...it's all part of the food chain....
    13. Had sex with an (adult) man who was younger than my children's age. -No, came out later in life and before I knew it, I was in a relationship...so no opportunity to explore...
    14. Held hands with a man in a crowded public place. - Not yet, but would like to...not used to any form of PDA for the time being.
    15. Participated in an orgy made up entirely of sexy blogger men; you know who you are! -Would love to....but again, came out later in life and didn't have time to explore the sexual world before I got into a relationship...but then again, no STD...that I know of...haha.

    Love your blog. Hope all goes well with the divorce and the relationship...but I def would recommend completing item 15 before you get serious....:-)

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  8. Thanks, mystery man "d" for your excellent and valuable comment! One theme ran through it was: "Didn't have time to explore the sexual world before I got into a relationship."

    I'm sure you're very happy now but I should regard yours as a cautionary tale. I would deeply regret getting into a serious relationship too soon IF I didn't have a chance to sow my (gay, sexual) wild oats first.

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  9. I actually have skydived. I really should get that VHS tape of it on disk.
    I am married so I kissed a man in front of my family and friends and posted it for the world - hell, I AM the Gay Groom.
    As far as the sex stuff... I've done some of it :)
    Jeffrey

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    1. Skydiving! That's very brave of you, Jeffrey. You'll have to tell me all about it the next time I'm in Toronto.

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