I scored thirty-one "YES" responses, most of then generated in the past eighteen months since I started having sex with men. Among the "NO" responses, I hope to do around ten of them ASAP."
SEX QUESTIONNAIRE - HAVE YOU EVER:
1. had intercourse? YES, with quite a few men and only one women .... my soon-to-be-ex-wife.
2. oral sex? YES, lots! My favourite thing to do, especially when the other guy whimpers or moans in pleasure.
3. licked an ass? YES
4. had your ass licked? YES
5. had sex with someone without knowing their name? YES, quite often, sorry to say.
6. swallowed cum? YES
7. practiced bondage or BDSM? NO but a 35 year-old hottie has repeatedly asked me over to tie him up, among other things. I hope it happens!
8. had anal sex? YES
9. had an orgasm from anal sex? NO
10. had sex while on hard drugs? NO... and that will never happen.
11. had sex with someone of the opposite orientation? YES, my ex-wife.
12. been in a threesome? NO, but I would as long I was the centre of attention.
13. been in a foursome? NO
14. been in an orgy? NO
16. had sex in public? YES
17. snowballed? NO
18. had your toes licked or sucked? YES
19. licked or sucked someone’s toes? NO
20. had sex with more than one person (1 on 1 only) in a day? YES
21. had sex with more than one person (1 on 1 only) in a week? YES, many times.
22. had cyber sex or phone sex? YES
23. been double penetrated? NO
24. watched porn? YES
25. bought a dirty magazine? YES, in my twenties I bought the odd Penthouse Magazine where pretended to myself that I was looking at the naked women when it really was the men I was interested in.
26. posted nude pictures of yourself on the net? YES, but no cock shots.
27. let someone video tape you having sex? NO
28. sex without protection? NO, assuming you mean anal sex.
29. had someone give you a cum facial? YES
30. participated in a golden shower? NO
31. sex with a friend’s significant other? NO
32. had sex with one of your significant other’s friends or relatives? NO
33. cheated on your significant other? NO
34. made someone pass out from sex? NO
35. had your ass slapped during sex? YES, several times. They couldn't resist it!
36. tasted your own cum? YES
37. masturbated? YES, duh!
38. let someone watch you masturbate? YES
39. showed yourself naked on cam? YES
40. had a wet dream? YES but not since I was twelve.
41. been submissive in bed? NO
42. had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? YES, often!
43. had sex in a vehicle? YES, many times.
44. been caught having sex? YES
45. paid for sex? NO, but I'd be happy if someone wanted to pay me.
46. used toys during sex? YES, just getting into them.
47. used food during sex? NO, but I'd love to using a bit of whipping cream and chocolate sauce
48. enjoyed pain from a little to extreme during sex? NO
49. been dominated in bed? NO
50. enjoyed having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten? NO, but not from a lack of trying. My nips seem to be dead.
51. been fisted? NO, NO, NO, NEVER....
52. been with a cock over 10 inches? MAYBE.... it was a monster but I didn't have a tape measure.
53. sucked a cock with a pa? NO
54. been fucked by a cock with a pa? NO
55. dressed in costumes? NO but I'd be open to it.
56. role played? NO
57. been to a sex club? YES, if Steamworks is a 'sex club.' Maybe it isn't.
58. had sex with a third or with your partner? NO
59. had sex with a coworker at work? NO, but I think about it constantly. Woof!
60. had pity sex? YES, with an older married dude who I wasn't really into.
61. gotten a std? NO
62. had sex with someone 25 years or more younger than you? YES, many times. I've had sex most often with 22 year old guys (28 years younger than me!) always at their request.
63. had sex with someone 25 years or more older than you? NO, sex with a 75 year old? Ewww!
64. had sex with a famous person? NO
65. had sex on a plane? NO
66. had sex on a train? NO
67. had sex in a movie theater? NO
68. had sex involving scat? not on purpose
69. used a vegetable? NO
70. had sex in an open bar? NO
71. had interracial sex? YES
72. had sex with a Mormon? NO
73. had sex with someone who had a prosthetic? NO
74. had sex with a ex-convict? NO
75. had sex with a blogger? NO! All the hotties are already taken! Dr. Spo, Cubby, Sean and Jeffrey, to name a few. Darn!!