So far, my slut phase shows no signs of slowing down. This week, I had another first-time experience ..... having sex with my hair stylist, standing up in the salon's storage room amongst the mops and cleaning supplies. But surely my blog readers are getting tired about hearing about my escapades.... no one wants to hear about that! For a change of pace, how about a few random personal developments?
- Today, we signed the papers giving me full title to my waterfront home, in five days! Woo-hoo! This after many, many months of stress, blackmail, roadblocks and oppositional behaviour... I seriously doubted that this day would ever come.
- My wife retires in seven days after a 35-year career. Her friends and I are hoping that by leaving her highly stressful job, she will begin to regain some measure of emotional and mental stability.
- Although we haven't yet filed for divorce (soon!), I will begin spousal support payments of $1,000 per month in July for a seven year period. This is in addition to my new mortgage, acquired to buy my wife out of her share in this house and also helping my daughters out a little bit with their university tuition. I'll have to watch my 'cash flow' very carefully!
- Recently, our best friend (to both my wife and I) fancifully described my wife's present feelings towards me as a "deep core of buried anger surrounded by a thick mantle of love, with a thin veneer of irrational hatred." Wow! How can you tell she's an English teacher?
- My 15.5 year old son continues to live with me full-time and still has no contact with his mother. Their feelings about each other have become more entrenched, if anything. To retrieve items from his old bedroom, he goes to her house during his school lunch breaks to avoid face-to-face contact. It breaks my heart to receive sweet phone calls from my wife, asking, "So how is _____ doing?"
- The relationship between my son and I seems to be getter stronger and stronger with an underlying respect and fondness. But him living with me has wreaked havoc on my ability to host all the hot men who want to do the nasty with me. This includes my Special Guy who I haven't been with in four weeks. Oh well... something will work out!