Sunday, August 10, 2014

Hunky Groomsmen


I attended my niece's wedding yesterday; the bride was 28 and the hunky, gorgeous, charismatic groom was 35. 

I spent the whole time crazed with lust at all their hunky men at the wedding;  friends of the bride and groom who were mainly in that age range. 

All the young men looked so handsome, just mouth-watering in their wedding finery:  all were fit and wearing slim, extremely tight dress pants which accentuated their gorgeous asses and thighs, fabulous shoes and dress shirts showing off their flat bellies.  The whole place seemed to be oozing testosterone.  

A few thoughts:

1.   For once, I dressed quite elegantly in black dress pants, black Aldo shoes and a black / navy blue blazer over a stretchy black T-shirt.  Every item I wore (including my underwear) came from a thrift shop, but what the heck, I looked fabulous with my summer tan and sun-streaked blonde hair, if I do say so myself.

I knew that I was being checked out all evening by a variety of 50+ women.  I thought:  "You're barking up the wrong tree, ladies!"

2.  I am fully out to my immediately family and the wider community but it was the first time I've seen a great many cousins and other relatives from across the country.  I wondered if they had heard about my gayness;  I suspect not, but it wasn't the place to discuss it and I really didn't care what they knew or didn't know. 

3.  It was my first wedding since  my divorce and I surprised myself by not being cynical about the whole institution.  The bride (a Ph. D. candidate) and the groom (a film producer) seemed so happy, compatible, deeply in love and passion, and so mature and settled in their lives that I could only feel that this marriage would last. 

4.  On the flip side, I hope to get married one day to some special guy but I could not imagine subjecting myself to all the hoopla associated with a traditional wedding like this one:  hall rental, catering, fancy dress, engagement parties, gift registries, cake-cutting and the like.  I'd sooner set my hair on fire!

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18 comments:

  1. weddings are MOS DEF outta control! I have a co-worker getting married in 2 weeks; he bemoans the lack of weekend free time, and the pressures, and the tension. BTDT twice, I told him; never again for me. elope!

    nice arse shots here, esp. the first pix. talk about tighty whiteys on the groom! unf!

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    1. I hear you, sister! I definitely would choose to elope one day! Or if I did have a non-elopement wedding, I would only invite my parents and my three kids.

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  2. I agree with you on all points. Who cares who knows you're gay? Why do they have to overdo something like a wedding? Yeesh! I've been to a couple nice, quiet, small venue weddings, with simple foods and drinks afterwards, and everyone had just as wonderful a time as the one in a HUGE church and a reception in the Museum of Fine Arts!!!

    There is nothing wrong with thrift shop clothing! I'll bet you did look good in that outfit!

    I keep hoping to meet a guy. We shall see. If I ever do, and it comes to a wedding, it will be small and probably in the court clerk's office!

    Peace <3
    Jay

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    1. Yes, I find the simple "backyard" variety of weddings far more relaxed and intimate.

      As to your other comment, I'm really "out there" in all aspects of my life so I don't really care whether or not they know. But it would seem odd running around introducing yourself to a bunch of semi-strangers all evening: "Hi, I'm gay!", "Hi, I'm gay!" lol

      It didn't seem appropriate to a casual conversation unless we were actually taking about sex, dating or relationships.

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  3. I think there is a inverse correlation of a marriage of success and how much nonsense was put into it at the time of the ceremony.

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    1. I agree completely! There are plenty "Bridezillas" in real life, not just on reality TV. I can't imagine any young groom being happy with that behaviour which could only just continue into the marriage.

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  4. The good news about gay weddings is that we make the rules--they can be anything we want them to be. You and he, who I hope comes along for you sooner rather than later, will make it up yourselves with no requirements to go through anything other than the little rituals or readings or participation by loved ones that mean some special to the two of you.

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    1. Words of wisdom, indeed. Thanks, Will!

      Some gay guys do want an "over the top" elaborate wedding as wedding planners have discovered.

      I'm not sure about your "sooner rather than later" comment. I really do need to be single for some time yet.

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  5. to bad you couldn't help out
    1 -yourself
    2-groom
    3-bride
    by giving groom a great time in private(no one had to know;0...exchange cum loads for he could last longer fucking his new wife:) he might have sent some horny groomsmen throughtout the night;0.....

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    1. lol. You're such a kidder!

      I have so many horny men wanting to spend time with me that I would NEVER, not in a million years, risk the happiness of a member of my family just to taste a bit of cum.

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  6. i popped off quick 3 times (a little drunk) on my wedding night;)) havn't nutted in a week before first night as married couple ;)) that would have helped me out (if i was drunk enough i might have let you do it ;))) after the 3 pops i left rubbers in bed each time falling asleep in pussy ;) mess in sheets at a fine hotel:))

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    1. Thanks for sharing that sweet story! Impressive!

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  7. Is it weird that as I read your post, the thing that stuck in my mind is: "I'll bet it would be fun to spend a week with you and knock out those remodel projects."

    Good luck Buddy Bear. This year is going to be the best ever, despite being "alone."

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    1. Thank you, Jack!

      No, it is not weird at all! It would be a great deal of fun and would be a great motivator to actually FINISH a project.

      In fact, I've had several offers from some of my hook up guys (in their 20s) to spend a day hanging out and working on some of my construction projects.\\

      I've had to say "no" to these offers because there would just be no explaining to my kids who my 23 year old helper was; they know I could not afford to pay for construction help. I might just accept some offers of help when I am living fully alone. :-)

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  8. why not a naked wedding? At Hanlan's Point? Perfect for you!

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  9. Every set of buns on this post is HOT !

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