Normally during marathons, I end up running with the lumpy, middle-aged crowd far back in the pack. (ie: people like myself) Several months ago, some work colleagues and I participated in a charity relay race. As the race was done on a track, we continuously ran alongside the younger, elite runners.
I passed the hours by focusing on the endless stream of sexy, muscular legs and hot asses in skimpy shorts every where you looked. Mesmerizing! Absolutely stunning!! As a runner in the race, however, you normally don't get a very good view of the jiggling frontage of your fellow runners. Since this was a relay, there was plenty of time to sit on the sidelines and enjoy those views as well.
Note: none of these pictures of of me, although I look very much like the last runner in the red shirt. Sadly, I'm sure that I don't fill out my spandex shorts as deliciously as he does. :>(