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My record, by the way, was 15 seconds but that was no real challenge when dealing with a horny, frustrated gay virgin.
On the opposite extreme, I've been trying to get into the pants of a 40 year old guy for over a year.
I was contacted on pof.com by a Shy Guy who was divorced and had two sons (9 and 11) who mainly lived with him. He had never done anything with a guy but wanted to so badly... but was too shy to actually do it.
We chatted for many weeks when he finally asked to meet, as long as I agreed to keep my hands to myself. We met in a in a darkened parking lot after dark and he talked non-stop about his history of a growing attraction to men.
He was quite cute, had nice, beefy thighs which filled his pants really well and worked as a Wal-Mart associate. Not real smart but just irresistible and horny as hell.
Since that initial meeting, we've moved on to texting fairly often followed by other parking lot meetings. He's very conflicted by his gayness: "I'm never going to come out to my family, ever!"
Although my goal is to get into his pants, I also enjoy talking to him and hope to help him out with his closeted gay problem. I think a lot of his problem has to do with Catholic guilt.
Last week, to my shock, he invited me to his house to "watch a movie"and sadly, that's exactly what we did. I picked out a movie from his vast collection of recent releases; a real treat for me as I hadn't seen any of them. We then we sat on his comfortable couch and watched it on his monstrous flat-screen TV.
It was extremely nice, actually, sort of a "bromance", male-bonding moment but I was getting increasingly horny as our thighs pressed together.
At one point, :I put my hand on his thigh and he nearly jumped out of his skin. "HOLY!" he exclaimed! It was so funny! I told him: "At this rate, it will be ten years before I get into your pants!" and he laughed.
He agreed to come to my house one evening and watch a movie with me in bed in the privacy of the Love Nest. He's a tough nut to crack but I'm sure he will cave in to my seduction skills eventually!