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My record, by the way, was 15 seconds but that was no real challenge when dealing with a horny, frustrated gay virgin.
On the opposite extreme, I've been trying to get into the pants of a 40 year old guy for over a year.
I was contacted on pof.com by a Shy Guy who was divorced and had two sons (9 and 11) who mainly lived with him. He had never done anything with a guy but wanted to so badly... but was too shy to actually do it.
We chatted for many weeks when he finally asked to meet, as long as I agreed to keep my hands to myself. We met in a in a darkened parking lot after dark and he talked non-stop about his history of a growing attraction to men.
He was quite cute, had nice, beefy thighs which filled his pants really well and worked as a Wal-Mart associate. Not real smart but just irresistible and horny as hell.
Since that initial meeting, we've moved on to texting fairly often followed by other parking lot meetings. He's very conflicted by his gayness: "I'm never going to come out to my family, ever!"
Although my goal is to get into his pants, I also enjoy talking to him and hope to help him out with his closeted gay problem. I think a lot of his problem has to do with Catholic guilt.
Last week, to my shock, he invited me to his house to "watch a movie"and sadly, that's exactly what we did. I picked out a movie from his vast collection of recent releases; a real treat for me as I hadn't seen any of them. We then we sat on his comfortable couch and watched it on his monstrous flat-screen TV.
It was extremely nice, actually, sort of a "bromance", male-bonding moment but I was getting increasingly horny as our thighs pressed together.
At one point, :I put my hand on his thigh and he nearly jumped out of his skin. "HOLY!" he exclaimed! It was so funny! I told him: "At this rate, it will be ten years before I get into your pants!" and he laughed.
He agreed to come to my house one evening and watch a movie with me in bed in the privacy of the Love Nest. He's a tough nut to crack but I'm sure he will cave in to my seduction skills eventually!
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Sounds like an old fashion romance. ;-) BTW, I love reading about your escapades.
ReplyDeletelol Thanks!
DeleteI hope he doesn't turn out to be the One Who Got Away. You'd be very good for him and he really needs someone who'll take care of him like you very badly.
ReplyDeleteI texted him last night and he said he was looking forward to coming to my house for a movie night.
DeleteIt will be much easier for him to "let loose" here because he won't have to worry about one of his family members coming home unexpectedly. At least, that's my hope!
And being an experienced parent in the area of "I love men", he'd be foolish to turn you down!
ReplyDeletePeace <3
Jay
Yep, he doesn't know what he's missing by playing hard to get!
DeleteYou are becoming an ear for all these men. Good you have the experience for this as most men in TO would not be interested in chat. Aw, the country living, take things slow.
ReplyDeleteOne way to get into him is touch, lotsa fore play. Make him melt. Take off one piece of clothing at a time and then on the 38th visit, he is naked. LOL But you said you were going to watch tv at your place in bed. Good luck!
Thanks for all that excellent, experienced advice! You're obviously an old pro at seducing men!
DeleteYes, seducing men, one of life's greatest pleasures. What I love most is the moment when you get the signal, sometimes big and enthusiastic, often very subtle but still unmistakable, that he's dropped any hesitation and wants you, just yearning for sex. It's so exciting.
ReplyDeleteI agree with you yet again Will! Seducing men is very exciting and oh so . rewarding!
DeleteHe sort of reminds me of you prior to Aug 2011. Wonder what will happen when he finally breaks the ice. Another Buddy man on the loose?
ReplyDeleteThe more, the merrier!
DeleteSkier, maybe in some ways but I was never that shy. When the first man touched me sexually, I went for it, no holding back!!
DeleteBromances can be fun with the pent up sexual energy. :)
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