Saturday, March 21, 2015

Golden shower


I've been too busy and exhausted to blog this week, yet again.  Most days, I have every intention of doing a quick post at bedtime but invariably, I fall asleep instantly.  But here a few random snippets of my week.

1.  The cute, passionate cub who gave me my best complement ever ("You fuck like a porn star!") wants me to pee on him and then fuck his Hungry Ass.  Although I don't understand the sexual appeal of being peed on, I've decided that I want to do it .... I think it might be fun and it will certainly be another interesting item crossed off on my gay sex bucket list.

But now I am starting to have Peeing Anxiety, more correctly, Volume Anxiety.  I am a middle-aged man, after all, and I never could pee like a race horse, even in my prime.  But Sexy Cub assures me that is not the volume of pee which is of interest, rather, where it is aimed

Does anyone one have any experience with this, or advice? 

2.  My son traveled just over half-way across the country to come home for his Spring Break.  Although he just turned 18, I am struck by how self-confident and self-reliant he is, as well as being a total hunk.  He's extremely handsome; very blonde with brilliant blue eyes,  broad shoulders and slim hips.

He spent most of his time with his girlfriend (a beautiful, quirky, intelligent young woman who was my student for grades 10, 11 and 12), his posse of close friends and slept a few nights at his mother's house. 

Despite that, I saw him nearly every day "on the fly" for short periods of time.  His time was seriously divided but he did his best to see me.

I was sad that he wasn't with me full time, but then I considered how divided his time was and how much pressure he must have been under to spend time with everyone.  When your kids are adults, it is natural to see less of them and in a divorced family, the kids' time is even more divided.

2.  My eldest daughter turned 23 this week and I hosted birthday lunch for her, my son and parents.   As my daughter is a chef-in-training in a fancy gourmet restaurant in town, I put pressure on myself to produce a "gourmet" lunch.

The menu:  a salad of mixed spring greens with maple vinaigrette, candied pecans and shaved parmesan, crab cakes with corn and cilantro, freshly baked biscuits and that 70s classic, Bacardi Rum Cake baked in a Bundt pan!


3.  I attended a drag event where Hunky University Student was a featured performer.  I was overwhelmed and awe-struck by his on-stage presence!   As a woman, he was gorgeous and voluptuous, with incredible energy, charisma and sex appeal. The crowd went wild!

At the end of the evening, a very drunk married couple staggered towards me at the door.  The handsome, well-dressed 40ish husband pressed $10 into my hand.  Can you call us a taxi?  I laughted:  "Are you serious?"

He hugged me and slurred: "Yes, you look after us and I'll look after you!"  I did what he asked and with one arm wrapped deliciously around his mid-section, helped him and his attractive, voluptuous wife (who had been giving me the eye all evening) into the taxi.  I had a fleeting thought: if they had offered me $200 for a threesome, I would have said:   "Hell, yes!"


20 comments:

  1. Pissing on a partner can be really hot. Your friend is right, it is not the amount but where you direct the stream. If you decide to do this,just follow his lead and aim where he says to. A really good place is inside his Butt Hole.

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  2. your son sounds like he is a carbon copy of you in the looks department!

    and bacardi rum cake...I haven't made THAT in ages; must do!

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    1. Thanks, sweetie! In fact, my son and I are like clones; he has the identical body type as I do .... rather, did.... 35 years ago. (broad shoulders, long torso, slim hips).

      But his face is way more handsome than mine ever was and in fact, he closely resembles my father in that department.

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  3. I think the volume does count in two ways: you need to have enough to find the best place to hit and it might take several passes; and you don't want dark and stinky piss, especially if he wants to drink it.

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    1. Yes, I see your point! Volume does matter!

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  4. I think the appeal is two-fold for me when I was a piss bottom. Partly, it was taboo. The other part was that I wanted to devour anything that came out of the male sex organ... And I really loved the warmth of a stream hitting me, just as warm as a rope of cum, but in a steady stream. I agree with Paul. You're gonna want to drink a lot of water to dilute the piss in preparation for a good few hours before. If you gave coffee right before or try to hold it until you play, it's gonna be pretty concentrated and not so great. And though pissing inside someone sounds hot, it's actually pretty hard to do (at least for me). You have to be able to piss while hard and also have a bottom loose enough not to pinch off the flow...

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    1. Thanks for commenting and providing such experienced advice. :-)

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  5. Do not worry about your pee axieity as your Brains are trained to pee in a toilet. Best way to handle this I found out years ago is to save my pee til I had to go badly.
    As for your kids, I'm not surprised they are doing well, since it's .. apparent .. you are a good father.

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    1. I'm not extremely anxious about the peeing thing.... it may not even happen. And yes, I think that both my ex-wife and I did an excellent job in raising our kids. Our one success together!

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    2. Damn! What a man! After the hard time she gave you, you give her credit!

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  6. Your life is just too much! You're chased particularly by guys who've been in the sack with you previously, and you finesse being taken for a door man perfectly with the thought that you could have both members of the couple -- and probably give them sex they'd remember for a very long time. Nicely done!

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    1. Thank you! It helps that both the husband and wife were very hot, extremely drunk and quite flirtatious. My mind immediately went to the thought of being in bed with them.

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  7. so we will get the update on the flight attendant later?

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    1. Sure! We've been together twice so far; the second time, I was touched that he wore a jockstrap especially for me. I had told him how hot I think men looked in them.

      Passionate Flight Attendant is now in Brazil visiting is mother! Our next hotel date is scheduled for the first week in April.

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  8. Can't get at all excited about that pissing thing. Sounds disgusting, actually. I don't mind at all watching another man pee, and out in the wild there can be a sort of guy-bonding aspect to it. But it stinks. I wouldn't want the stuff on me.

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    1. I'd have to experience it before I completely rule it out, but at this moment, I agree. I don't think I'd want to be peed on.

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