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TMI: Have you been caught?

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Threesome with two rugby players

But sadly, it wasn't with me. **sniff**

I came across a months-old report of a "scandal" involving two Irish Rugby players in a  threesome with a woman.  My first reactions were:  "So....?"  followed by:  "I wish it was me!"

I should add that it seems that no sexual assault or forcible confinement was involved.  Just a sensible woman enjoying the pleasures of two muscled, testosterone-filled, masculine young guys.

I can't imagine what everyone has their panties in a bunch about.

We don't have a tradition of rugby in Canada but they are my favourite sportsmen for online perving along with water polo players.  It's their beefy thighs, masculinity and short tight shorts which do it for me.  My sexual goal is to hook up with the Canadian equivalent, a hockey player.  All testosterone, muscles and aggression!

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Student teacher update:   My school has around 1,000 students and  +70 teachers.... and as of yesterday, we've added 20 student teachers who will be with us for the next five weeks.  About half of them are young men, all of whom I find attractive in some way.   But I'll be posting more about them later.

I've been enjoying working closely with my sweet, cute student teacher who I'm sure is gay .... or maybe it's just my wishful thinking.  Standing in a row with the other teachers during our Remembrance Day service at school, he stood pressed beside me (shoulders, torsos and outer thighs) and I got a semi hard-on.  Impure thoughts were racing through my mind the whole time.

In other student teacher news, two months ago, I had been contacted on pof.com by a 23 year old university student with a boot fetish, who wanted to hook up.  Later we switched to texting but we never did met;  I was just too busy! 

He knew what I looked like because my pof profile had various face pictures of me and I also told him which school I worked at.  He also send me his own face pic.

Last night at home, I was surprised to receive a text from him, the first one in months:  "Hi!  I saw you at ________ school today at the student teacher meeting?  Nice coat you were wearing!"   (I wore a black blazer for the Remembrance Day service.)

Hmmm..... interesting development!   He's now a student teacher at my school in a different department and he's still interested in me.  We won't be hooking up during his placement but flirting over the photocopier might be in order.

Random Sunday

It's mid-morning and I've haven't yet hauled my sorry arse out of  bed.  It's just so incredibly cozy ...... all three doggies have been here with me all night.   Both my son and daughter went to town last night and then slept over at friends' houses; a fairly usual routine. 

I would rather the kids not drive home late at night on the highway especially on a weekend night;  darkness, icy roads, drunk drivers and deer jumping in front of your car are not a safe combination. 

The dogs can be quite grouchy and growly with each other but each staked out his or her own territory on my bed and the night passed smoothly.  I try to sleep on my back which is better for my spinal arthritis.  My daughter's little terrier slept under the covers between my legs while his brother (my dog) slept across the top of my pillow towards my right but I make him face away from me because of his bad breath. 

My son's border collie cuddled up on my left side and at times, used my neck as a pillow.  Her unique scent wafted over me all night;  a sweet doggie smell combined with skunk with undertones of floral shampoo and Axe body spray.   We had a bit of late-night drama on Thursday night because she was sprayed by a skunk but after multiple-washes in the sauna (to avoid bringing the stink into the house), she came out relatively clean.

Yesterday, my parents joined us for my son's 17th birthday dinner which was very nice.  My parents are really starting to show their age (late 70s) so the kids and I try to see as much of them as possible each week.  This whole aging business really saddens me and I dread the day when their health really starts to fail..... as well as my own.

We ate Chinese take-out food (the birthday boy's request) and Martha Stewart's lemon meringue cake.   It was insanely delicious except we topped it sweetened, whipped cream flavoured with grated lemon rind because my son doesn't like meringue.   But every time I walk by the kitchen, I have a piece of leftover cake which won't do my ever-expanding waistline any favours.

I have several topics that I wanted to blog about but those can wait for another day.  I really need to get to work.

I'm making slow but steady progress on my house renovation.    Today, I'll be completing the electrical wiring for about 1/2 of the living room and installing a new triple-glazed window, custom-ordered to fit the existing rough opening. Very exciting!

As well, I have quite a bit more work to do on my mid-term report cards which are due tomorrow morning!  My plan is to submit them electronically tonight to avoid any last-minute technological glitches.   I have the report cards all completed, actually, but I would like to mark a couple of class sets of tests (written on Friday) and use these marks for mid-term.  I may need to adjust some comments as well.

Tomorrow morning, I have to be at school one hour early because of an early-morning breakfast meeting with the principal, all our new student teachers and their associate (supervising) teachers.  This will be a lot of fun as I plan to sit with my own student teacher who is gay and as cute-as-a-button and scope out the other young male student teachers as well.   :-)

TMI: Lost and Found

Too Much Information is a fun, weekly feature by Sean of Just a Jeep Guy.

TMI: LOST AND FOUND

1. Do you tend to loose things only to find them later?
Sometimes.  But I'm getting more and more organized in my new home, with "a place for everything and everything in it's place"  The kids are getting much better at putting things back after using them.

Lack of organization made my former (married) life extremely difficult and stressful.  My ex-wife was (and is) highly A.D.D. and was constantly losing things.  Then she would get angry, blame everyone else and would start yelling.  At one point, she had lost seven sets of keys for our car!

2. Have you ever gone "shopping" in the Lost and Found?  Sean, fess up!  Did you write this question with me in mind?  I blush to admit that I regularly sometimes help myself to clothing from lost-and-found boxes.  I put the items aside for a couple of years before wearing them, lest the original owner spots me wearing his shirt.

It's especially exciting to nab a pair of spandex shorts or nice undies because I can imagine the hot guy (and even hotter cock) who filled them out before me.

A grade 12 student once asked me in front of the whole class:  "Hey, Sir, where'd you get the cool shirt?"    (I was wearing a T-shirt which I'd stolen from the lost-and-found.  It had picture of  a skull wearing headphones with the caption:  "Bosch speakers will turn your brain to mosh")

I answered with a shrug:  "I don't know.   I think I stole it from a lost-and-found box."   The class thought I was joking and laughed heartily at this, but little did they know, I actually had stolen it!

3. Has a dog or other pet "followed" you home?  No, but I'd be a real softie for any dog in distress.

4. How are you at finding a bargain?  I'm excellent at getting the best value for my dollar. This is especially important now that I'm so cash poor after my divorce.  But my best money-saving strategy is to repair the old item, make it do or do without. 

5. How many times have you lost your wallet?  Never.  I haven't used a wallet in 20 years.

6. How do you find the time?  The biggest challenge in  my life right now is not having enough time to do everything I want or need to do.  I try very hard to not waste my time doing things which don't matter.


7. Have you found your soul mate? Do you think you ever will?   I`m not sure whether or not I`ve met my soul mate.  But I`m an eternal optimist, so I am certain that he will emerge one day.

8. Do you have a lost love? No.

9. When did you lose your innocence?  When I was nineteen (in 1982), I was diagnosed with a stage III malignant melanoma which had metastasized widely.  My doctor said it was a "massive involvement." 

Over the following six months, I had a couple of recurrences, several radical surgeries and months of radiation treatments. 

After my cancer treatments and surgery, I was weak, nauseous and in pain but tougher than ever.   I had no expectation that I would ever live to see 21. 

I learned that bad things can happen to good people and that you sometimes have very little control over what happens to you.  I also felt wise beyond my years and far more mature than many people much older than myself.  I realized that most people spent most of their time worrying about things which don't really matter.

So every day since then has been a blessing.

 
BONUS
When did you lose your virginity? How many times have you helped someone lose their's?
Embarrassing fact:  I lost my heterosexual virginity with my ex-wife when I was 28, just before we got engaged.

Before that, I assumed that I had a low sex drive because I did not have a strong urge to have sex with women.  It never occurred to me that men could have sex with other men.

The reality was that I was highly-sexed but only found this out twenty years later when I discovered my true calling:  having sex with men!

I lost my gay virginity at the age of 48 with a sexy, sweet 28 year-old which I posted about:  Part 1, Part 2 and Part 3.   I will remain forever grateful that my first gay experience was so positive, so fantastic!  It was one of the life-changing moments of my life.

I`ve helped many young men with their gay virginity problem, at least six or more in their early 20s.  I have the fondest possible memories of these sweet young men.  I posted about some of these experiences:
-Hunky 22 year old:
-22 year old gay virgin Aboriginal dude
-Hookup with a student while blindfolded

Dick Slips

I took this upskirt pic of me for my TMI:  Halloween post but only realized later that my uni-ball was hanging out the leg of my boxers.  A total accident! 

I seized the opportunity to submit the pic to  the Dick Slips blog, and it was posted.   Woo-hoo!  I feel like I've hit the slutty big time! 

Back in the 70s and 80s when men wore much shorter shorts, sightings of balls or cocks hanging out the leg of some hottie's shorts were fairly commonplace. 

High school phys. ed. classes were a treasure trove of dick slips but they were all wasted on me.  As a "straight" teen and young man, I wasn't interested in such things!

Some random comments:

1.   I met my new student teacher today.  He's originally from India and he's as cute as a button!  Beautiful smile, dark skin the texture of satin, slim and a bit shorter than me.  And he's the sweetest, gayest young man I've met in a long time.  Although we'll never hook up (professional boundaries!), it will be a very pleasant five weeks indeed.

2.  In my previous post, I mentioned that I eventually planned to be open with my son about bring men home.   I would like to clarify a few points which generated a few comments and a few concerned, private e-mails:


-I am absolutely confident that my son will have no angst about his divorced dad dating again, even with men involved.  

My kids just want me to be happy after years of a miserable marriage ... my middle daughter in particular is hoping that I will meet someone nice.  But it's too soon for me!

-I won't be explicit with any of the kids about having sex with men; no discussions about putting Tab A into Slot B.   What happens in the bedroom should stay in the bedroom.  But they'll figure it out on their own.

-I expect to invite gay friends home for non-sexual reasons (such as for dinner. kayaking or to on a  hike) and there is no reason not to be open about this with the kids.  These friends would be gay guys who I am not hooking up with, such as my former fuck buddy or the guy I dated in the winter.

-I would never actually bring a 24 year old like Big Red home for a sleepover if my son was home that same night.  It would be extremely weird to share our morning routine with someone that was only a few years older than my kids.

-Also, I'd never consider getting into an LTR with such a young dude, or even (I think) a guy in his mid-30s.   I still hope to find someone closer to my age, again, when I'm ready.

 

Hunky blue-collar men

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