Reverse strip tease

Today's Pic-a-Day-in-May is a bonus: five pictures instead of one!   I have my first ever SmartPhone so it's real convenient to take pictures similar to those on Guys with IPhones, except those guys are all young, muscled and often full-frontal hotties.   Here I am getting ready for today's workshop in my hotel room.  

I missed the gay fashion gene and my colleagues (all in good fun) have variously described my appearance at work as "dishevelled", "hot mess" and "sloppy."  I've been known to go around at school with my shirt worn inside-out until some kind student points out my fashion faux-pas.  I am trying to improve but a lack of time, money and fashion sense has prevented much improvement.

Most things I wear are hand-me-downs from my brother or are bought in thrift shops and worn straight from the laundry basket.   I do own an iron but I only use it to wax my cross-country skiis.

	I accidentally packed my daughter's T-shirt.
I wanted to bring my pointy Italian shoes but I could only find ONE shoe!  I had to make to with these 'grandpa' orthopaedic clogs.