Minutes after arriving home from an exhausting day at school, "Old Dude" pulled into my driveway some 15 minutes early. Anxious much? He was actually 47 to my 50, but he just seemed much older.
He dressed much older than his age with with a T-shirt tucked into polyester pants held up by a belt cinched tight..... not quite up to his armpits but getting there. He looked about as spry as my grandmother as he climbed out of his truck. But I knew he was not lying about his age because he had been taught by several of my oldest colleagues and I was able to figure out the year he graduated.
At first glance, I thought, "Oh no!" I didn't find him attractive at all. He was fairly slim, with pale, watery-blue eyes, a prickly grey Hitler-style moustache and puffs of ginger-gray hair on the sides of his head. He's said, "We finally meet! We've been messaging (on pof.com) for six months!"
I said, "We have? Really?" I didn't say that I'd received many dozens of messages from older guys like him in that time. My side of the messaging was most likely: "My kids are home; I can't host." or "I'm not interested in married guys." I just wasn't interested in guys like him. But I said "yes" to him today because (1) I finally could host and (2) I wanted to try hooking up with an experienced guy (a top) for a change.
I had a quick shower and we stripped and crawled into bed, lying side-by-side but not touching and talked about house construction (his vocation.) It was an unsexy a scene as you could imagine ... such a contrast from all the horny, sex-starved 22 year old virgins I'd been with who attacked you within the first five seconds!
Finally, I put some lube on my hand and started stroking his skinny cock as we discussed the merits of fibreglass batt insulation versus the spray-in type. Too funny!!! His cock instantly sprang to life and grew to an okay size and he started catching his breath and moaning. Finally! I always need a sexual response from a guy for me to become aroused ..... so my cock instantly became rock hard.
I started kissing him and a very satisfactory hookup followed. I like to step up the level of aggressiveness but only if the other guy matches it and Old Dude did just that. Pretty hot, actually! At one point, his breathing became raspy and laboured and I thought (1) he was in ecstacy from my blowjob (2) was suffering from asthma or (3) was having a heart attack.
Sadly, his blowjob on me was tentative and very short and I had to finish myself off afterwards. I considered letting him top me but his cock has such a sharp curve upwards that I thought it would be really uncomfortable.
Afterwards, he told me his story. He'd been sleeping around for about the last 12 years starting in his mid 30s, after sex with his wife pretty much "dried up." His wife is eight years younger and they have no children. He started having affairs with women but they were "too complicated" so now he exclusively hooks up with guys.
Would I have him again? Yes, I think so, but he would be firmly on my "B-list." As Old Dude was leaving, I got a text from Nerdy-Cute College Student who I hooked up with once but haven't posted about. "im horny as hell. can u cum to my place. now."
I jumped in my car and headed off down the highway. I'm such a slut! I'll post about this, one of my hottest hookups ever, on Monday....
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You mentioned you were a teacher. Do you perhaps teach creative writing? Is one of your favorite techniques called "the cliffhanger?"
ReplyDeleteWait until the next exciting episode to find out!!!
Ha! I think that I write really well but before my blog, I only wrote scientific or technical reports.
DeleteThe "cliff-hanger" wasn't deliberate! I strictly limit myself to posting every two or three days so I don't get tired of blogging and start to think of it as a chore. I also try to limit each post to one page or two at the most; I don't think anyone would read them if they were longer.
That's why you'll have to wait until Monday to hear about Nerdy-Cute College Student....
It was the high wasted pants that killed it for me.
ReplyDeletePolyester as well...
House construction talk unsexy?! There is an entire construction worker fetish out there. Have you never heard of the Village People? Mike Holmes?
ReplyDeleteYou're too much! Which is why I love reading you.
ReplyDeleteMind of Mine & Old Lurker: although he was slim and had a fairly youthful-looking face, he wasn't anywhere near as hot as the stereotypical blue-collared guy in gay men's fantasties. For me, his prickly 70s or 80s moustache was the worst part of his overall look.
ReplyDeleteAnd I didn't mention, who wears old man's long underwear to a hookup? He did .... and it wasn't even cold out yet!
Will: Thanks! :-)
It's completely alright to say 'no thanks' if you aren't totally into it :)
ReplyDeleteHe was obviously a nice, safe guy with a younger-looking face (than mine, anyway) and quite slim. All of these are "pluses" in my book. Once our dicks were hard, it was a very sexy hookup.... aggressive!
DeleteI can totally relate to the reaction you involuntarily got to his hardening dick... If a hookup is not going that well-- even with guys I'm very attracted to, but don't feel immediate chemistry with-- there is a kind of mechanical feeling... until I feel his boner harden! Something about that instantly makes my dick hard, too. Brotherhood of erections, maybe! And then the energy totally changes and it gets good! Amazing how that happens sometimes. Nothing's more exciting than a hard dick, even to a total ass-man top like me.
ReplyDeleteI admire you ability to take the man by the dick when he's talking about fiberglass and building. I'd have been bored long before then and would have kicked him out before the jiggy jiggy got going.
ReplyDeleteJason, you're too funny! I'd never have been that harsh as to kick him out!!
DeleteI love cock, plain and simple! As well, he was a very nice, safe guy who drove 30 minutes to share my bed. He had a nice, fairly slim body and perfect hygiene, so as a bed-mate, I could have done far worse.
It occurs to me that your title for the blog may be obsolete. You're no longer taking gay life one step at a time but frisking through it with great confidence and enough sexual skill to turn a potentially blah encounter into something satisfying for both participants and then roar off for second helping with a hot young'un. I think, as they used to say on the old TV game shows, you've reached the next plateau.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the kind words, Will! I have many challenges ahead. When my slut phase is over, my journey will involve finding Mr. Right for a LTR. That may be challenging indeed! :-)
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