TMI QUESTIONS: Happy New Year 2014!

These TMI QUESTIONS are a regular, fun feature from Sean of Just a Jeep Guy.   Happy New Year 2014! No resolutions! Just your best hopes and wishes for 2014!

1. Entertainment... I pray that Justin Bieber's and Miley Cyrus's fifteen+ minutes of fame will end.  Or failing that, could someone just give them a smack in the head and smarten them up?  They both make me nauseous.

2. Politically ..... I look forward to conservative Prime Minster Stephen Harper losing the election in October 2014. But the thought of getting Liberal leader Justin "pretty boy" Trudeau as our next Prime Minster is almost as scary.

"Charisma without substance."  Trudeau is so vacuous, sometimes I just want to tell him: "Shut the fuck up!" during his rambling and stupid statements to the media.
 
3. Globally... I'd like the world to make significant progress on global warming but I fear it might be an unsolvable problem.

4. Personally... I need to push ahead with my exciting new post-divorce life.  Lately, it's been mired down in quicksand as my ex-wife's bitterness seems to have worsened, complete with much oppositional behaviour and abusive texting.  I haven't blogged much about this but we are heading for a big blow-out in the next few weeks and I hope, an end to most communications between us.

5. Friends... I'll continue to make more of an effort with the friends that I do have.... and to try my hardest to widen my circle of friends, in particular with gay men my age. That may be a challenge;  I've been told many times, "This is a hard town to be gay in."

6. Family... I will continue to be there for my three kids and to be enormously proud of their achievements as they all work towards independent careers.

7. Your Suggestion... Although I can't really afford it, I plan / hope to do some traveling this year on my own; details to follow.  I need an adventure!

Bonus:  Sexually... As soon as I'm not spending ALL my time working on renovations and my house is no longer a construction zone, I plan to resume hooking up with hot men and soon, I hope!!  But I would also like to get a regular, compatible Fuck Buddy or two for a bit of sexual continuity.

In 2014, I need to improve my anal skills, both as a top and in particular, as a bottom. As well, I hope to have a "proper" threesome or more-some and expand my sexual repertoire in other ways as well.

PS:  these pictures of naked dudes in the snow are giving me some self-pic ideas.....

A Nekkid Merry Christmas (Part II)

To all the readers of this blog; to those who just stop by for the nekkid pics and to my dear blogger friends who have been supporting me throughout my incredible journey:  my coming-out, divorce, my sexual exploration and now, the rebuilding of my life.  Thank you!

It would have been a sad, lonely and frightening journey without you.  I love you all!

I'd like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas full of warmth, friendship, great food, excellent health and hope for the future.

Note:  these pics were taken a few hours ago.   Please check out my nekkid-wrapped-in-Christmas-lights pics from December 2011.

Hunks in towels

First, check out these beautiful pics of hot men in towels.

My previous post on locker room hotties sure generated a lot of interest!   The American commenters mentioned the lack of nudity in their locker rooms and the contortions which young men undergo while changing under a towel.  There was much speculation that this prudishness was due to the Mormon or Puritan influence in the USA or just a constipated attitude towards sexuality.

I like to think (or hope) that Canadians are slightly more relaxed about locker room nudity and sexuality in general than the Americans, although not to the extent that Europeans are. 

But as Will pointed out, "Womens' breasts and asses can be and are exploited freely in this country but when it comes to men, the U.S. is what I call very peniphobic."

There might be other reasons for these efforts keep one's cock hidden from view.  When I was young and changing in crowded locker rooms with men of all ages, I had literally no awareness that gay men even existed.

As a slim, lightly muscled, blond and (some said) cute young teen, I must have been ogled by gay men and boys in the communal showers all the time.  Had I known I was been looked at as a sexual object, I would not have been so casual about my nudity. 

Is it possible that young men in the USA just can't handle the fact that gay men will be looking at them in the locker room?  And let's admit it, we all do.

As well, our society seems so focused on cock size, something which I don't remember ever mentioned in my youth.  (again, this may just be due to my cluelessness back then.)  Maybe the bashful young men in the American locker rooms are just worried that they don't 'measure up.' 

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While I can't speak for every locker room in Canada, in my locker and shower rooms, there is full nudity everywhere you look.  Men of all ages strip fully naked while changing without exception;  no hiding under towels!

Some young men will use a degree of modesty by turning their back and offering a view of their beautiful backsides, but many side views are available too.  I regard this as the best of both worlds .... being able to (surreptitiously) check out all the merchandise in one glance, front and rear.

But I discovered that the timing of a locker room visit is of primary importance.  I went for a swim on Saturday evening after supper.  Huge mistake!  All the hunky 20-somethings and young Daddies were clearly somewhere else. 

The locker room men were mainly elderly with big bellies.  Yes, I know I will be there soon enough but I don't want to be reminded of that fact.

My main problem with the old men is that they generally parade around the locker room fully naked..... I just don't need their saggy scrotums and hairy asses in my face.  Ewww!

But I've started to suspect that some of the hot young men like to parade around the locker room themselves.  But they do it while wearing towels slung around their waists as low as humanly possible. Several hotties' towels were only help up by the base of their cock at the front and the curve of their asses in the rear.  The start of their ass cleavage was clearly visible in the rear and their pubes would have been visible as well ... if they had any pubes, that is.

Imagine him squatting on front of you with that towel slit!

One such low-slung, towel-wearing frat boy squatted down facing me in the very hot sauna to be in the cooler air near the floor while I sat on the top bench.  His thighs were spread wide, causing a large side-slit in his towel to open and revealing his lightly-muscled thigh, his cock covered only by inches of towel.  The sight took my breath away.

Exhibitionist tendencies?  Perhaps not;  it's probably just my over-active imagination at work. 

Master of the low-slung towel.

Locker room hotties

This week, I treated myself to a membership at our city-owned athletic complex.  I'm pretty excited!!  Over the past thirty years, I've been there countless times for my kids' swimming lessons and birthday parties but I've never used the facilities much myself.  I was just never willing to spend money on myself.

 With my spinal arthritis, I've been advised by everyone on my medical team that regular swimming will improve the quality of my life well into old age.   No stress on my spine!

It's a large facility which is the envy of many larger Canadian cities, complete with an Olympic-sized pool, saunas, hot tubs, indoor running tracks,  workout equipment, and fitness classes of all descriptions, including many free 'drop-in' ones for members.  It's also host to various clubs such as the Masters' Swim Club although sadly, there are no gay groups.  :-(

And it's very convenient, equidistant between my home and school and only a mile from my parents' home.  I fully expect to swim every second day at least by either leaving for school and hour earlier than usual or going there afterwards.

I also expect to go there (after skiing, for example) just to shower, sit in the hot tub and to enjoy the scenery.  Also, I can go there with my troubled  friend, Dave* who is a real gym-bunny and has a membership.  I've hated working out on machines in the past, but maybe with some company and some proper instruction, I might grow to like it.

*Dave is depressed, HIV+ and is the survivor of sexual abuse by his high school guidance counselor.

A few other bonuses:  
 A:  The facility is less than a kilometer from both our local university and community (technical) college.  There are fit, university-age hotties everywhere you look.  I feel like such an old perv!

B:  The shower room is a large communal affair with shower heads all around the perimeter.  The teenaged boys never take their dork shorts off while showering, but they're too young for me to be ogling anyway.

But most of the 20-something dudes have no shyness in showering naked.  It's like real-life gay porn, looking at lean, wet bodies with soap dripping of flopping cocks and (my favourite) running down between the cleft of tight ass-cheeks.

In the locker room, there is no "changing-under-your-towel" nonsense.  All the men, even the young 'uns, strip fully naked with their cocks, balls and asses hanging out unashamedly for all the world to see. 

And I'm not just ogling the young 'uns. There are also many older hot men including lots of 30ish Daddies with beautiful furry torsos, swimming with their little kiddies as I used to do.  I think these are my favourite category of men, actually.... in their sexual prime!

There are also large numbers of very fit men in the 50 - 70 range who look very hot and are absolutely inspirational to me.  

I consider myself very lucky that I find such a wide range of men attractive.  Of my three visits there so far, I saw men ranging in age from 18 to 65 who caused a stirring in my nether regions.  The vast majority of them were very attractive.  Woof! 

 

TMI: Call me

Every week, I enjoy answering Sean's Too Much Information questions which he creates for his blog, Just a Jeep Guy.

1. Do you still have a land line?  Yes.  At one time, it was essential for safety reasons because I couldn't  make or receive a cell phone call or even text inside the house.  We needed a reliable phone because my son often went by boat to visit friends on an offshore island.

If some high winds blew up (which often happened), he needed to reliably contact us if he was forced to stay overnight.  But the rural cell network has been upgraded so the signal is much improved. I am seriously considering cancelling my land line.

Presently, I pay over $200 per month for phone and internet services and I can't afford it!  This is the total of my land line ($30), internet ($40), my son's cell ($50 + tax), my cell ($50 + tax) and half of my daughter's cell ($25.)   When I set up my first home in 1985, I had one phone bill:  $10:00 per month!

2. Which cell phone do you use and why?  My Samsung Galaxy III was my first SmartPhone and I love it!  But I only use a fraction of its technical wizardry so an upgrade to the latest version would be wasted on me.

3. Which provider do you use? Is there really a difference?  In Canada, there are only a couple of cell phone providers in the country and they both seem the same with regard to service and price.  This monopoly means that cell service here is the most expensive in the world. :-(

4. If you call someone and they don't pick up, do you leave a message?  Yes, always! In particular, my elderly parents really get in a dither if they receive a "hang-up" on their answering machine.  They always assume something bad has happened.

5. When you have a missed call (with no message), do you call the person back?  No, unless it one of my children or my parents.

6. Do you text willingly or reluctantly? How are your skills?  I learned to text for the first time when arranging the hookup with a 28 year-old hottie when I lost my gay virginity.  It was well worth it!

Texting is the main way that parents now communicate with their teenagers and I'm good at it!

But I hate receiving texts from my ex-wife.  Sometimes she's polite but mainly, she's angry, bitter, oppositional, complaining or trying to micro-manage the kids.  Her texts always add stress to my life. At times, I won't receive a single text in a whole month and then, I'll get forty texts in a single day;  erratic!

My son has been urging me to block my wife from calling or texting me and I'm seriously considering it.  The implications of this would be huge and it warrants a post on its own.

7. Has your cell replaced your camera? No, but I will take the odd phone pic because it's convenient, especially if I need to get a quick record of something like a license plate number.  But if I want a quality picture to keep, I will always use my camera.

8. Selfies.... are something which I avoid taking; the extreme close-up does no favours for my haggard, worn-out face and I need to have more control of the lighting.

9. How many apps do you have? Which is your favorite and why?  I have little interest in adding apps to my phone. I rarely even use the ones the phone came with.  But I do have a weather app as well as apps for Grindr, Scruff, POF and Squirt.  The gay essentials!

10. What would life be like with no cell/smart phone for one month?  I'd hate it!  Throughout history, technology is always moving forward, never backwards.  In fact, it is impossible to go back once we've experienced the benefits of a new technology. 

BONUS
How much has your cell phone become a part of your sex life? Sexting, hookup apps, selfies, video, GPS, more?
My cell phone is of primary importance in my gay sex life because all of my hookups are now arranged on my SmartPhone, using the gay hookup sites: squirt.org, pof.com and grindr.   It would be extremely difficult to arrange a hookup in my rural / small town area without my cell phone.

I take selfies with my cell phone mainly to send the hookup guy my face pic;  young dudes in particular often ask for one.  I never / rarely take cock shots.  As well, I never allow a video to be taken of me during sex despite occasional requests.  .

Nudist Erections IV

Dr. Spo recently posted about male body image issues which afflect gay men much more severely than straights.  He wrote: 

"I read several blogs which regularly post photos of stunning men, in various stages of dress (or undress). Blogs get a lot more ‘traffic’ for such posting such eye candy. They get a lot of comments too, adoring these types of men."

To that I say, "Guilty!" I love posting pictures of hot men and prefer moderately-hairy, lightly muscled men with averaged-sized cocks.  As I move forward in my blogging life, I am posting more and more pictures of hot men, most with their beautiful cocks showing or with lovely spandex bulges.

But I post these pictures for my own enjoyment, not for the blog views they generate.  But my previous blog posts with "Nudist Erections" in the title have generated more pageviews than an other, over 100,000 views in all.

As to my own body imagine, I'm generally happy with the way I look although I'm not fond of my ever-expanding waistline.  I often feel that I'm "hot," especially when I'm well-groomed and well-dressed, but I now regret not appreciating the body I had in my 20s..... and in particular, not acting on the attention I got from gay men which I scarely noticed.   

I had masses of blonde, sun-bleached hair and was very lean, with a flat, flat belly (concave, even) and  was very slightly muscled.  An experienced gay guy told me recently: "You must have been very striking 25 years ago!"  He meant it kindly.
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In other exciting news, I spent the last two evenings baking some 20 dozen cookies in seven different varieties, some of which were used for a gift basket pictured at right. 

Our teaching staff raises a few thousand dollars for students in need by raffling off dozens of items every Christmas .... and the cookie basket was my contribution this year.    

As to my frozen water system, after two days of work, my water system is now unfrozen.  Woo-hoo!!  The frost line locally (for building code purposes) is 5.5 feet deep and most water systems are buried +8 feet to avoid freezing.  My water line is on shallow bedrock covered by two feet of soil which is an extremely challenging situation.

Even with heat tracing and much insulation, the line froze at the metal fitting going into the well and indoors as well, where copper piping ran against a poorly-insulated basement wall.  I made significant modifications to the piping system  (I'm so butch!) with more to follow in the summer, so I don't expect this problem to happen again.

I will post about the obscene gay e-mail I received, probably from a student another day.   But I can say that I haven't made any progress in finding hard evidence to prove my suspicious, so the whole matter may just fizzle out.  Details to follow.

 






 

Frozen

This Sunday morning post will be a quick recap of the crappiest, most stressful weeks I've had in a very long time.  I've posted some pictures of hot Speedo guys frolicking in the warm sun to cheer me up.

There were three main stressors:

Drama #1:    Last Tuesday evening, I received what I thought was an example of homophobic cyberbullying, complete with naked pictures and sent to my school e-mail account.   I was more upset about it than I let on because it was so clearly sent by a student in one of my classes.

I alerted my teacher's union president, principal and department head, all of whom were shocked and supportive of me.  Countless e-mails were exchanged.  My principal offered two choices:  (1) ignore it or (2) investigate fully and I chose the latter.

This moved the whole affair to our Board Office where a superintendent became involved and the head of computer services launched an investigation.  After some days ... surprise!!.... they discovered that google would not provide information on the sender but did offer them the option of deleting the sender's gmail account which I declined, for now.

In the meantime, I googled the gmail address which lead me to various gay porn and self-pic sites.  The sender had used the same gmail address as his login!  Not very smart!!

Then, a light bulb went off:  "OMFG!   This wasn't sent by a questioning straight boy... the sender had to be an experienced and out gay guy."   A straight boy wouldn't know what "breeder" meant and wouldn't be logging into these hard-core gay sites.

Then it hit me!  It was sent by Sam, the student who did the interpretive dance in class which I blogged

about!  Further evidence:

•  the e-mail address starts with "dan".... sort of a code with some letters shifted on the keyboard to "sam."
• some of the letters in his last name appear in the e-mail address, but  with other vowels inserted between.
• Sam just turned 18 last month;  the oldest student in the class, hence the "Of Age ;)" comment.
• His body type exactly matches the naked pictures;  hispanic colouring, shorter than me and stout.
• Sam sits front row centre in class and is clearly infatuated with me.
• He thanked me last week for my comment on his mid-term report card:  "A pleasure to have in class."

NOTE:   I didn't mean:  "A pleasure to HAVE ..... in class" but clearly, he misinterpreted the comment.  lol

I had to discuss all of this gay stuff yet again with my new principal, a straight family man who I barely know.  Our plan:  I will try and find more evidence to support my suspicion and if I'm successful, the principal will have a serious talk with Sam early next week.  The drama unfolds.

Drama #2:   We had a run of cold weather this week, -34 C (-22 F) which was too much for the water line running to my well.  The line froze and we've been water-less since Friday morning. That sucks big time!

The dirty dishes and laundry are piling up, but we've been able to use the toilet by hauling up pails of water, two pails per flush!  That is getting old real quick.  I've been working non-stop thawing pipes and if I'm lucky, we may have water flowing today.

Drama #3:     In the background of all this is an approaching blow-out with my ex-wife regarding kids' expenses which I haven't blogged about; I've actually been losing sleep over it.

But there are only five more school days until my Christmas vacation.... two weeks off!  Woo-hoo!!