Most unusually, I've taken to wearing long johns all day and all night, even at school because my classroom is pretty chilly. My days at school are brightened by all the student teacher eye candy; so much delicious, early 20-something manflesh everywhere I turn!
I've been getting regular, flirtatious texts from the Boot Fetish Student Teacher who I haven't really blogged about, but I'm doing nothing to encourage him. Yesterday, he was in the staffroom when I was at the photocopier and he texted me later that I had a "voluptuous ass." lol
Another student teacher in another department (late 20s) introduced himself and asked for my name. Interesting! His face is pretty unattractive, actually, but he is very good to his tight(ish) jeans with swoon-inducing curves around his inner thighs, ass and bulge. As I explained to to great amusement of my straight colleagues, you might see ugliest man in the world but you can never tell what magnificent treasure he's carrying around in his pants.
But otherwise, I am dreading an upcoming showdown with my ex-wife but I'll seek advice about that in an upcoming post. It's a situation regarding money (of course!) which the kids tipped me off too last summer but it's just been building ever since so now I have to take a stand.
My problem is that she's out of my life, but not far enough out. With my ex's aggressive personality, there is no way to be just a little bit friends with her; she will just bulldoze her way in and take over. I'm pretty much at a point where I want NO contact at all with her; no texts, e-mails or phone calls, even on parenting matters.
But for now, bring on the hunky men in long johns and union suits.