Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Cocks and balls in Speedos

It's a chilly morning here and I need to haul my arse out of bed ASAP.  So here are some sexy men in Speedos, many with beefy thighs and their cocks and balls clearly defined.  Slurrrp!   Here's what going on in my life right now:
  1. I had the best laugh this morning reading a comment on my last post.  (10th comment down, made on Sept. 16, 7:39 pm.)   The celibate, closeted commenter referred to me being a "slave to your sexual passions,"  "yielding to temptation," and "nonsense you are espousing at any given moment."   Too funny!
  2. My new classes (gr. 10, 11 and 12) are absolutely fantastic!  I love every moment I spend with those sweet, funny young people.
  3. My son is still living with me full-time and he seems to have no interest in spending any time at his mother's house.  I don't know what went on between him and his mother but it ain't my problem to fix, nor could I if I wanted to.
  4. I am working very  hard on completing the Love Nest and my house renovation project ... winter is fast approaching and it's getting pretty darn chilly.
  5. My wife and I are settling our accounts regarding our kids' expenses and it's a colossal pain in the rear.  Despite her $250,000 settlement from me, she's not done "taking" and is trying to bill me for piddly items $3:00 bottles of shampoo.  Once we get through this round, I will be implementing some big changes in now we manage these expenses. 
  6. I'm still too busy and disinclined to hook up and haven't logged on to grindr or squirt.org for many weeks.  But I'm really starting to crave cock and a man's sweet lips..... seriously.











24 comments:

  1. Too many typos. Here it is again:
    Considering little annoying things like $3 bottles of shampoo, we go back to the months before your divorce when several of us commented that she was in separation panic and was desperately trying to maintain contact however she could. I'll look forward to seeing what the changes are that you implement.

    I love use of the word "seriously" at the end of the post. I think your readers are well placed to understand and appreciate cravings for cock and men's lips! :-) May your cravings be sated -- soon.

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    1. It's not so much the money involved ... it's more her attitude that I am a bottomless pit from which I can pay and pay and pay. Also, it is an incredible hassle dealing with her.

      The simplest of monetary transactions requires weeks of texting with defensiveness and paranoia on her part. I have a definite plan as to deal with the situation which I've partially implemented but I'll talk about that later.

      And thanks for your best wishes regarding my hopes for some cock in my life again.

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  2. "Yielding to temptation" is the most telling of his comments. He's not so much closeted as he is religiously denying the body his God provided. I feel sorry for him - he needs to find a religious leader who understands the type of guilt he's feeling.

    As for the son and wife - nope; best to stay out of that row. Mothers have a particular problem when teenage sons begin to discover their sexual identity and begin to mature (mentally). It's pretty normal and if they follow the typical path things will work themselves out.

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    1. Good advice regarding my son and wife. My ex-brother-in-law told me the same thing: "It's a phase" but which last until my son is well into adulthood.

      "Temptation" suggests that sex is some sort of a shameful sin rather than a natural bodily function which is to be used and savoured.

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  3. Definitely not closeted. Those closest to me know the story. They also know I have no interest in their efforts to "fix me up" and do not bother.

    What guilt? All my decisions are made through pure logic.

    Unfortunately, decisions made based on lust alone are made through pure emotion. Which, as history shows over and over, has lead to nothing but disaster after disaster. Helen of Troy, please stand up!

    'Enuff said.

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    1. I'm glad to hear that you are not in the closet. My apologies for this error!

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    2. Pure logic? No wonder you can't find anyone! Love and sex are so far down the spectrum from pure logic so you might as well be a computer.

      You are correct: decisions based on lust are emotional decisions. As long as those hold balance with logical decisions (which it sure seems like Buddy Bear is doing quite well), what's wrong with that? No human I know can be truly happy on either end of that spectrum. You need love, lust, and logic to be complete and whole. Perhaps you are the exception.
      Peace <3
      Jay

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    3. Hi, Jay.

      BALANCE between logic and emotion?

      Fifty percent of all marriages end in divorce. That tells me the percentages most people are working with is probably 80% lust (emotion) and 20% love (logic). And, for most of these, I suspect, they cannot distinguish love from lust ... until (7 years and four children later) it's way too late.

      I never mentioned that I am almost exclusively attracted to heterosexual men. I find most gay men way too infused with estrogen; so much so, they might as well hack it off and switch genders.

      The point of this is that I have talked with several women who have fairly strong, solid marriages. Yet, they even confess with all the bullshit their men put them through -- denying their individual personhood for starters -- they would be just as happy, if not more so, had they stayed single. But, they wanted families and, for that, it was worth it.

      That is the endorsement of coupledom that I am to be impressed by? No thanks.

      Put it simply, as long as folks insist on thinking with their dicks, evolution is stuck in neutral. Sad, sad for our human race.

      Jesus (virgin), fortunately, forgives us all. Is that not amazing!


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    4. Anonymous, WHERE do you find these gay men with such quantities of estrogen? The guys I have in my life -- and there are quite a number of them -- are filled with male lust and are men, not wannabe women, and they perform like men as do I.

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  4. And, for those of your readers who think the Greek story is just a myth and way too hetero, another (relatively) more recent example: Edward II.

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    1. I'm sorry, literary ignoramus that I am, I'm not familiar with this reference.

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    2. I am quite the anglophile, Buddy Bear.

      Edward II ruled England from 1307-1327. Though he married and had a son (Edward III) he wasn't even remotely discrete when it came to a series of affairs with those of his own gender.

      Eventually, the Queen got sick of this (who can blame her) and conspired with her lover to depose the king. He was imprisoned and eventually murdered with a red hot poker stuck up his .. well, you know.

      All in all, a rather nasty affair. He was neither the first nor last queer head of State in Britain but his fate was the most grisly to be sure.

      A few years back, a stage play on the scandal could be found in regional theatre here and there. I saw a performance last year in So Cal. Edward comes off as somewhat a hero so it wasn't my cup of tea. But the predominantly queer audience was in tears so it served its purpose, I guess.

      Relieved aren't you that you cleaned up things with the wife before you started your little sexscapdes? A woman scorned and all that. ; )

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    3. By Elizabethan playwright Christopher Marlowe. Another gay English king, albeit a great warrior and very masculine man, was Richard the Lionheart.

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  5. Great photos, nice that you're busy - but too busy for sex, well, I suppose it had to come sooner or later, hehe. I'm sure you'll be back on the fun train before too long.

    Have a great week.

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    1. Yes, thank you for your kind comments, Jason!

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  6. nice pix, buddybear!

    oh sweet mother of pearl, is HE back again? (sighs in disgust)

    PS - if your ex is buying $3 bottles of shampoo, she's doing it wrong; I get mine for $1.

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    1. Yes, HE is back, anne marie, but that is fine! Despite our differences in our viewpoints, anonymous is quite respectful and contributes to the overall conversation here.

      Well, the shampoo was just an example; also there were $30 yoga pants and numerous other items. It all adds up!

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    2. You have to buy HER $30 yoga pants? Good grief! I'd be making a logical decision NOT to do that.

      Peace <3
      Jay

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    3. No, she's buying things for the kids and charging 1/2 to me. The kids object to this practice, by the way, and told me about it. I'll be putting a stop to it soon.

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    4. I swear, this sounds like an episode of "Two and a Half Men" where Allan objects to paying child support, alimony, and still has to buy shoes, school trips, and other things for Jake. "We can ask my lawyer who pays" is Judith's response!

      Peace <3
      Jay

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  7. That is the reality for most divorced men. But our agreement specifically states that we each pay (on our own)for the day-to-day expenses of our youngest child for the days when he's living with me or with her.

    And according to our agreement, we should not be paying anything at all for our oldest two kids who are adults. The point here is that she can buy whatever gifts she chooses but she shouldn't be attempting to bill me for half of the cost.

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  8. One correction on the divorce statistic. While 50% of marriages end in divorce, it should be noted that not 50% of people who get married will get divorced. How can that be you ask? Simple, many of those who get divorced get divorced more than once. So for example, my wife's cousin has FOUR divorces to his credit. Many people don't seem to realize that the stats are skewed due to this.

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  9. Thanks, Skier.

    And, my guess is that your wife's cousin did not use much, if any logic, in deciding to get married to ANY of these women. He let his dick to the driving. ; )

    The number is dreadful, no matter how you slice it. The solemn oath is "until death do part." Am guessing your wife's cousin is still very much among the living.

    And what those numbers don't tell you is that even among those marriages that last, monogamy isn't universal. Nearly 1 in 2 men "date" outside their marriage.

    Sad, sad.

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  10. I notices wearing my speedos...I sure get attention... When I wear just trunks nothing happens....

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