Friday, October 5, 2012

"I'll hold my butt cheeks open for you" (NSFW)


In my front yard:  too chilly for a bare-assed picture today!
Winter is fast approaching and there has been snowfall in the region but not right where I live.  That's me standing in my front yard watching the ocean being tossed about by fierce winds.  It's FREEZING out!!!  

We have much to do to get the house ready before winter starts in earnest.  For example, I had to dig up the entire line to the well which now needs to be heat-traced, insulated and covered up ASAP.

To that end, I'm trying not to spend too much time on pof.com.   It's awkward getting hookup offers every time I log on from decent guys and having to explain why you're turning them down.  I don't want to drive them away completely.  "Can I get a raincheck on that?"


The view from my front yard, looking in the other direction.
Perfect Physical Specimen continues to message me daily.  He's constantly frustrated that he's having no success with girls his age.... hmmm.... could that be because he likes guys?   I told him that girls his age always go for someone older.  "Why don't you try a woman in her mid-30s, preferably divorced?"  They'd LOVE to show a sweet, handsome young man like you some new tricks."   So he's going to try it......




Here's part of our conversation last night: 

Perfect Physical Specimen:   "will I see u sometime?"
Buddy Bear:  "Sure... some time."   (I'm playing hard to get)
PPS:  "next time could you stick your tongue up my ass as far as you can?"
BB:  "I'll try but it's hard!   You have such a nice rounded bum... it's hard to get my face in that close!"   (he has a lovely bubble butt)
PPS:  "I'll hold my butt cheeks open for you"
BB:  "Perfect!"
PPS:   "you can kiss me if you want."
BB:   "That's okay.  We don't have to.  I know straight guys like you don't like kissing guys."
PPS:   "I would do it for you.  Im just being a nice guy."

Too funny!

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In divorce news this week, my wife and I finalized the changes and corrections to our draft Separation Agreement which I then delivered to our lawyer-mediator.   When the final document is produced, we will both go in to sign it together.   Then, I will file for a joint uncontested divorce.  Woo-hoo!

True to form, my wife tried to renege on the clause which allows a reduction in spousal support payments to her if my income were to be reduced due to illness or disability.   Meaning, even if I was on a long-term disability pension because of my spinal problem, for example, she would still receive full spousal support.

I was so pissed off at her!   I reminded her that spousal support was meant to equalize our incomes.  It's purpose was not for her to take everything there was to take. This was a rare face-to-face conversation;  I snarled at her and then walked away in disgust.

The next day, she emailed to say that the spousal separation agreement could remain unchanged.  In the end, we ended up with a very fair agreement.   Our various lawyers all agreed that we did well.  They said it is rare for a divorcing couple to achieve such a high level of agreement so quickly
 
 

6 comments:

  1. After 24 years of a very tormented and unhappy marriage, I just walked away and didn't even hire a lawyer. I gave her everything...house, car, bank accounts and I took all the debts.
    It made it a lot easier and it was a cheap price to pay to get rid of her.
    She was pissed because she wanted the drama and the day before the divorce became final her lawyer called me and wanted me to sign some papers. She wanted to make sure that since we'd separated I hadn't won the lottery.
    Funny thing is that in a couple of years I was ten times more affluent than when I divorced after I flipped a few houses.
    Just thought you would enjoy hearing somebody's experience...lol
    saludos,
    raulito
    http://fromtop2bttm.blogspot.com/

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    1. Thanks for sharing that inspiring story! It's great to hear that it worked out so well for you, financially and otherwise. By the way, I've added you to my blogroll.

      We worked very hard to ensure our assets and income were divided evenly. At times, my wife tried to take more than her share but pressure from her family, friends and children caused her to back off. And in the end, we're both good people in a crappy situation and her sense of fairness always prevailed.

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  2. Sex with "straight" men is great! Good for you that you get attention from that hot young lad.

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  3. Its a shame he is in denial. Obviously he is infatuated with you. My guess is he really wants you to kiss him. But wants you to make first move. Too bad people can't realize that just because you have sex with a guy it doesn't make you "gay". Anymore than having sex with a woman made me straight. It is a spectrum. Very few people are all one or the other. As long as you aren't hurting anyone, just enjoy!

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  4. Congrats on the divorce thingy, sense prevailed in the end on her part.

    Great views out front by the way, I think a bare arsed pic would have been amazing considering the weather.

    I've had plenty of shags with married men over the years, especially when I was younger, I'm not sure why, they just seemed more appreciative and energetic.

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    1. I agree about the married men! During my hookups with married men, they were just so intense, responsive and appreciative! Sort of like throwing a drowning man a life preserver. So hot!!

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