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ROAD TRIP
1. Worst experience you ever had in a car? (not including accidents)
Three days in a mini-van in Atlanta (August, 105 F, 100% humidity) with three dogs, three kids and a broken air conditioner. What made it "worst" was the fact that my wife was there: complain, complain, complain.
2. Driver or navigator?
I am excellent navigator.... I`ve loved maps since childhood! A GPS just doesn`t give you the `big picture. But unless I`m with an excellent driver, I usually do all the driving myself.
3. Planes, trains or automobiles?
I`ve done much travel by plane and if I wasn`t so broke, I`d do much more. Love it! There is no passenger train service where I live, so it is car travel, all the way.
4. Best road trip?
Several years ago, my three teenage kids and I traveled across the spectacular island of Newfoundland. It was just me and the kids because my wife stayed home. Spectacular in terms of scenery, culture and family warmth / bonding and just plain fun. It is one of my golden memories in 20 years of parenting.
5. What's the farthest you've gone in a car? Sex, not distance.
I've given several blowjobs in cars in the past week,two in broad daylight, one late night ..... very hot! I've only received partial handjobs and I'm not willing to take my pants off in a car.
Bonus
What kind of car do you drive? What kind do you dream of?
I drive a small Toyota ... boring, but I like it's quality and reliability. I have no interest in cars. If it starts and gets me from "A" to "B", that's all I need. If the cost of gasoline wasn't a concern, I'd need a pickup truck. It would be pretty essential in my rural area to haul firewood, rocks, snow machines and the like.
I'm willing to go 50/50 on a 70s sex van with you, as long as during the 6 months I get the van you come with it.
ReplyDeleteThe van with the mattress! We all wanted one. Then there was the Nash Rambler whose back seat folded down to make a double bed!
ReplyDeleteThe van with the mattress! We all wanted one. Then there was the Nash Rambler whose back seat folded down to make a double bed!
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