Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Testicle Tuesday (NSFW)

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Before I admitted I was gay, I gave no thought whatsoever to other guys' testicles. Now, I find them quite appealing, fascinating in fact, but not wrinkled and hairy old man testicles. (Sorry about that!) Since they're where a man's testosterone and sperm are produced, I think they are at the core of a man's sexuality.

I do wonder about some of the "low hangers" that some guys have. Wouldn't they run the risk of sitting down on them or otherwise having their balls get in harm's way?  Wouldn't they start to get sore, flopping around like that?

When looking at porn, one of my all-time favourite things is a rear view of a hot guy having intercourse with a woman... the slap! slap! slap! of his balls as he thrusts away. I'd love to be able to watch that in real life.

Yes, I look at straight porn occasionally. There is something very appealing to me, still, about "penis in vagina."  The gay Gods can strike me down now!!   Try as I might, I still cannot bear to watch guys having anal sex. It just seems so unnatural!

Things continue to go reasonably well between my wife and I. She was getting a bit snippy with me over the phone the other day and I stopped the conversation. The next day, she went out of her way to apologize in person and to explain what she meant.

The house viewing can only be described as "slow".... some close calls but no takers just yet. I would have wanted to hire a realtor to get it over with, but my wife wants to hold off for a while yet.

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Next week, we will lower the price to bring it into a more affordable range. Right now, we are in the process of advertising more widely rather than just the one real estate website we've listed with.  It will sell eventually ... it's just a matter of price.

20 comments:

  1. Vaginal intercourse is totally natural for a hetero couple. Anal is totally natural for a gay couple. Beautiful, actually, although there are some who would rather not which is perfectly OK, and if it is something you don't care to explore that's who you are and it's perfectly fine.

    For me it is the deepest and most meaningful connection between two men, particularly when they're both totally versatile. That's my ultimate experience.

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  2. Done right, it is wonderful. Done wrong it is just a pain in the ass. Pun intended. But the best part of being gay is that if you don't like one style, there are others.

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  3. No, they don't get sore, and yes, there is risk of sitting on them. I am constantly getting my balls caught under me and having to adjust them when I take a seat. I often tell Greg I need a ball lifter to pull my balls up and out of the way when I sit down. In the privacy of my home, I just hold on to them when I sit but in public I have to be much more discrete.

    Buddy, tell the truth now: that is you in the second pic, isn't it?

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  4. anne marie in phillyNovember 1, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    I like to watch both gay (male) and str8 porn; gay (male) porn is hawt!

    the first pix - 2 words: ball weights. yes, I learned that from a porn site.

    cubby dear, if you look at buddybear's banner pix, you would know that pix #2 is not our buddy; too much hair on the legs and also too dark. smooches!

    ummmmmmmm, thanks buddybear for these marvy pix!

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  5. Will and Skier: Yes, when the time is right and with the right person, I plan to try anal and expect to enjoy it.

    Cubby: Wow! I had no idea that you were so testicularly blessed. At our meeting last summer when I saw you handling your balls the whole time, I assumed you (1) had a rash or (2) were overcome with desire at the sight of me. I suggest you get this Separate Sack Suspensory to deal with your pendulum problem.

    It is NOT me in the second picture; sadly, I do NOT have two balls. This used to trouble me greatly when I was younger. Since I seem to have the normal amount of testosterone and have been responsible for four pregnancies, I now think my uni-ball works just fine.

    I discovered that it's really hard to take an attractive self-timer pic of one's balls. I'll keep trying! Keep looking for my "ball pic" in a future blog post.

    anne marie: ball weights? Ick!! Thanks for commenting!

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  6. I had the pleasure of meeting four bloggers this summer and two of them had uni-balls. What are the chances?
    -Cubby

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  7. I once dated a man with only one testicle

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  8. My former roommate had such low-hangers that he had to put talcum powder between his thighs in the summer to keep from chafing. Swear to God - my mouth to God's ears!

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  9. Cubby: Amazing! Who'd a thunk it?

    Urspo: It's fairly common. About 3% of full-term baby boys and 30% of preterm ones (which I was) are born with one testicle. Most of these are "undescended" which can be encouraged, surgically or otherwise, to descend from the abdomen into the scrotum.

    In my case, the second testicle just wasn't there. As a compensation prize, my remaining one (I've been told by a doctor) is larger than normal and has plenty of sperm and testosterone production.

    RG: What a funny story! What a hoot!! There are plenty of elderly men (seen during my student days as a hospital orderly) who have balls hanging half-way to their knees. Bring on the tighty-whiteys!

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  10. Rarer still, some men are born with three testicles... usually one normal-sized one in one sac and two smaller "twins" in the other.

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  11. Testicle Tuesday is a great time to remind guys to check your testes (or a friend's) once a month while showering for abnormalities...

    This has been a public service announcement from The Gay Groom.

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  12. i'm sorry but theres nothing natural about two men making out. its completely wrong. if all the world was gay reproduction would stop so how is that natural? its not. this should be stopped but it wont be stopped because those in power are all perverts toolike u guys

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    1. My first question: if you feel so strongly about hating on gays, then WHY are you reading this blog? It takes far more courage to come out than to sit in the closet, lashing out and hiding as "anonymous."

      There are records of homosexual behaviour in humans as far back as records exist; since we gays comprise only 10 - 20% of the population, the human race is in no danger of dying out. Even though I lately discovered I was gay, I managed to conceive three children. And homoerotic behaviour is routinely observed in animals in the natural world.

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  13. Do you think that you might actually be bi and not gay? Ah, who gives a shit about labels really? But just "curious" myself xxx

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    1. I agree; it makes no difference what label I choose to stick on myself. I'm fairly sure that I could have sex (and really enjoy it!) with an attractive woman who is aggressive enough to take the lead. So I might very well be "bi", but I am also reasonably sure that my primary attraction is to men.

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