At Remington's, the hottie, shirtless off-duty strippers mingled continuously with the customers. Since there were very few customers, I got far more attention than would normally have occurred.
The first hottie sat down beside me on the couch, his thighs pressed firmly against mine and began running his hands along my inner thighs to caress my bulge which instantly became a raging, rock-hard boner. He asked sex-related questions, his face pressed very close as his hands moved all over me, my shoulders, my nips and thighs. I know all this is to get money out of lonely gay guys craving affection but for me, it was the most intensely gay erotic experience ever .... insane.
Then he asked if I wanted to go with him to a back room. Shocked, I said "What for?" I finally understood it was for a private lap dance and we discussed what it involved and the price.
After a while, the next guy came by to try to sell me his lap dance. The guys were all insanely sexy. I tried to engage them in conversation. Age? Do they have another job? How long have they been doing this? Gay/ straight? When did they know they were gay? Where are they from?
I had similar visits by at least six guys, all in turn. Some were sweet Canadian boys (probably straight) who seemed almost shy. These ones were not the slightest bit touchy-feely.... a disappointment. By now, I wanted to be touched by all these sexy young men.
The youngest stripper, a sweet Italian boy, didn't do the subtle caressing-of-the-inner thigh thing but grabbed onto my erection like there was no tomorrow, kissing my cheek all the while. I asked him, "How old are you, young man?" (20) and "How old are your parents?" (younger than me.) He said, "What, you do think I'm too young?" I told him to just go away!!
I watched the strippers perform for another hour while I made my agonizing decision; which one was I going to pick for my lap dance? In the end, I picked the guy with the biggest cock, a big, muscular Hispanic guy with a huge, meaty uncut cock and a big set of low-hangers. Hmmm ... size Queen?
We each paid $5:00 for the room and I paid him $20:00 for about three minutes. We went into the booth where he stripped naked, stood in front of me and I fondled his cock and balls for a bit and pumped it as though I was giving a hand-job. I'd never touched a man's cock before, let alone an uncut monster like this one, so it was pretty exciting; I was rock-hard the whole time. I had an intense craving to have his cock in my mouth and asked if I could do that. It was against the rules.
He straddled me and I cupped his balls and ran my hands over his nips briefly. I had him turn around and ran my hands up and down his inner thighs and ass crack. While it was very pleasant, I found the "sales jobs" of the hottie stripper guys way more erotic. This was bit clinical.
I returned to the main floor and a smiley, blonde 27 year old stripper came by to sell me his lap dance. He asked me about my history and I told him about being lately gay, married with kids. He was very gay, interested, sweet, intelligent and enthusiastic. He became engrossed in our conversation and soon forgot about selling me his lap dance, He said, "For me, it is not about the sex; it is the most important part is to have an emotional connection." Words of wisdom indeed, from a most unlikely source!
I instantly had lap dance buyer's remorse. I should have had this young man for my lap dance! Darn!! The big-cocked black guy was okay, but he wasn't as into it as I would have hoped.
From my vast experience in private lap dances, here is some advice:
- Keep an eye on the time during the dance. Overtime fondling minutes are very expensive!
- Bear of a Man suggested, "Be selective about the private dances, I've had some great ones and some real flops! If you can pick out the gay guys, they do tend to be more engaged and really enjoy themselves more, which I find makes it more enjoyable."
- If you want to see the ultimate in hot male strippers and acts, go to Montreal and not Toronto.
- I recommend that you forget about the paid lap dance completely. Find yourself a 28 year old hottie who wants to have sex with you for free. That way, you will have hours of intense kissing, mutual fondling, the giving and receiving of blowjobs and you can fondle his cock and have it in your mouth for as long as time as you want. This is exactly what happened to me later in the week ..... yes, I lost my gay virginity!!! (part of it, anyway).